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Don't be a 💩. Be kind. Be nice. Be funny. Smile and say hi to folks... you never know who you might be saving. #Harris2024

🏳️‍🌈(ally) #blm

[Parody Account @bosskingman]

@RonFilipkowski What?! That's so shocking...ly expected.

[Parody Account @bosskingman]

@LA_SassyPants ....and earned.

[Parody Account @bosskingman]

@LA_SassyPants You're a good neighbour though did the helping involve lots of cocktails? I'd be a great helper then... 🙂

[Parody Account @bosskingman]

@LA_SassyPants Good for them. I had that option after Sandy. Between the cleanup and dealing with other stuff, I didn't catch the govt assistance in time. Tbh, I didn't have the brain energy to deal with it either.

[Parody Account @bosskingman]

@LA_SassyPants Even the lifted house?

[Parody Account @bosskingman]

@LA_SassyPants I hope your damage is minimal! 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

[Jeff Butera @BayNews9Jeff]

I’m STUNNED they have not closed the Howard Frankland Bridge in Tampa Bay.

This was the live look at 3:21 with the chop from #HurricaneHelene

Please stay off the bridge!

[Parody Account @bosskingman]

Word is @mattgaetz is volunteering the use of his forehead as a seawall in anticipation of Helene's landfall.

What a hero.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY:
1789-Congress Proposes The Bill of Rights
1875-Billy the Kid Escapes Jail By Climbing Out Chimney
1965-The Beatles Cartoons Debut on ABC-TV
1979-EVITA opens on Broadway
2024-National Quesadilla Day
1951-I am born in Oakland, California

[Parody Account @bosskingman]

@LA_SassyPants I miss a packed house! (Especially when I know it's temporary)

Hope you return to your unpacked house as you left it.

[Parody Account @bosskingman]

@LA_SassyPants Are you in a safe part?

[Parody Account @bosskingman]

@elonmusk So you're saying MAGA is maxe up of insane clowns that can't differentiate between reality and voices in the heads... sounds accurate.

[Parody Account @bosskingman]

@RonFilipkowski Reagan had the same when he was shot at...

[Parody Account @bosskingman]

The @Teamsters decision not to throw their national support behind Harris is all you need to know about the p*ssy-a$s racist sh¡ts that make up their membership.

Their hatred for minorities outweighs fully supporting a candidate that stands with them.

Fu*king insane.

[Parody Account @bosskingman]

@QuirkyGrrrl Israel intercepted a shipment of pagers destined to Hezbollah and rigged them. Not sure how but they all got tripped at the same time.

[Parody Account @bosskingman]

@elonmusk Being richer than others doesn't make you wiser.

[Parody Account @bosskingman]

@SilverBeard2026 https://t.co/fg8Qmz9hwf

[Parody Account @bosskingman]

@RonFilipkowski He'll be arrested way before that if he keeps tweeting like he did a couple of days ago.

[Parody Account @bosskingman]

@LA_SassyPants @bluesky Holla https://t.co/fg8Qmz9hwf

I'm mostly on mastadon tho
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[Adam Posen @AdamPosen]

As welcome as Taylor's version is, please read Linda Ronstadt's statement