Angela Tran

Pay attention to the people that help you when you're low, so you know who to ignore when you're at your high.I follow back

[Beatrice Gosha @vtanilya]

Did u hear McDonald killed Burger King in front of Popeye's over that bitch Wendy? The funeral is at K.F.C. You going? Im taking the Subway.

[Angela Tran @BossTigriy]

Common sense is like deodorant... The people who need it most never use it.

[Stacie Pak @MrZenukov]

During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information.

[Leslie Jones @LamaykinsUs]

A recent study shows that 90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.

[Angela Tran @BossTigriy]

Once you turn 21, you can finally legally do all the things you've been doing since you were 16.

[Angela Tran @BossTigriy]

Rule 1 for arguments: If you're losing, start correcting their grammar.

[Madeline Salazar @arsentiykoncha1]

Twitter becomes 100 times more entertaining when you have work to do.

[Sara Noe @96_vakalov]

Saying "never mind" when you don't feel like repeating yourself.

[Angela Tran @BossTigriy]

Admit it. None of us know how to play Minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.

[Angela Tran @BossTigriy]

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, no way.

[Angela Tran @BossTigriy]

"I'll just sleep for 5 more minutes.." *30 mins later* "SHIT!!"

[Celeste Doi @nnurkova1]

Nobody wants to be with somebody that's been with everybody.

[Marion Morgan @poliektlakhtik1]

I just read that YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook are merging. It'll be called You-Twit-Face.

[Angela Tran @BossTigriy]

Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!

[Angela Tran @BossTigriy]

"I'll just sleep for 5 more minutes.." *30 mins later* "SHIT!!"

[Sandra Kim @rubizhevskiy]

Admit it, we all have that one person that you just wanna slap across the face.

[Angela Tran @BossTigriy]

How do frogs die? They Kermit suicide.

[Angela Tran @BossTigriy]

An autobiography is a book that reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

[Angela Tran @BossTigriy]

I am the author of my life. Unfortunately, Im writing in pen and I cant erase my mistakes.