Beatrice Gosha

The best revenge is happiness, because nothing drives people more crazy then seeing someone actually having a good life.

[Doris Dossantos @7Nliskovich]

When a girl is silent, she's either over-thinking, tired of waiting, falling apart, crying inside, or all of the above.

[Joyce Walker @kobrinskiyvale1]

Ignorance is bliss... unless you have a wife who keeps making you aware of it.

[Beatrice Gosha @vtanilya]

Did u hear McDonald killed Burger King in front of Popeye's over that bitch Wendy? The funeral is at K.F.C. You going? Im taking the Subway.

[Dianne Jerez @mganokhin]

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

[Beatrice Gosha @vtanilya]

"You actually have friends...?" "Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD!"

[Charlotte Evans @khanifya1]

Dude, when your chest starts to look like an upside-down version of their logo, it's time to stop eating at McDonald's.

[Beatrice Gosha @vtanilya]

Twitter is a good excuse to talk to your self without looking stupid.

[Beatrice Gosha @vtanilya]

Multi-tasking : Screwing up several things at once

[Nancy Graham @melikhova1997]

TEXTING 101: (Oh) = Stop talking to me. (K) = I'm done talking. (Whatever) = Screw you. (Fine) = Screw it. (I guess) = I don't give a damn

[Beatrice Gosha @vtanilya]

I saw a man at the beach yelling. "Help, shark! Help!" I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.

[Beverly Donahue @DSpataev1976]

First Tab: Twitter ... Second Tab: Facebook ... Third Tab: YouTube.

[Beatrice Gosha @vtanilya]

A new study found that the number one reason more men die before their wives is because 'they want to'.

[Beatrice Gosha @vtanilya]

Twitter makes you improve your writing, the 140 character limit forces you to master the art of getting to the point

[Carolyn Ray @dboltukhin]

Respect my elders? I respect whoever respects me, regardless of age.

[Pamela Ward @ShanginaBoss]

Teacher: How can we keep our school clean? Student: By staying at home.

[Lorrie Rippy @7_kolomenetsr]

$19.99; Because $20 is an outrageous amount of money!

[Beatrice Gosha @vtanilya]

Thanks for sending a second text correcting your typo. I would've never broken the elaborate code of a single misspelled word without it.

[Rhonda Lee @92Kolukhaev]

I'm pretty sure God is a man. Because whoever put this crazy world together obviously didn't follow the instructions.