Beverly Donahue

Haters will broadcast your failure, but whisper your success.

[Beverly Donahue @DSpataev1976]

"Fight!" ... "Where?!" *WHOLE SCHOOL RUNS.*

[Margie Ward @endalova1978]

Volleyball is just a more intense version of don't let the balloon hit the floor.

[Beverly Donahue @DSpataev1976]

S.T.U.D.Y = Singing, Tweeting, Unlimited Texting, Dreaming, Yawning.

[Julianne Sites @GerontiyMs]

"Dad, did you know in some countries men don't know their wives till after they get married?"

[Ashton Nelson @zhuzhin1]

8 year old kids today have Facebook, twitter, phones, iPod. When i was there age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk, and imagination.

[Beverly Donahue @DSpataev1976]

My texting speed increases, when I'm mad.

[Beverly Donahue @DSpataev1976]

How did the Dinosaur pass his exam? With Extinction!

[Rosie Wilson @16Ikhalipova]

Multi-tasking : Screwing up several things at once

[Beverly Donahue @DSpataev1976]

Some hoes will make sure they MAN get pancakes for breakfast & steak for dinner, but they kids eat cereal, hot dogs, & noodles all day.

[Grace Lareau @90Marilov]

I totally understand why Paper and Scissors don't get along. But Rock? That dude's just an asshole looking for a fight.

[Beverly Donahue @DSpataev1976]

Don't stress over what could've been. If it should've been, odds are it would've been.

[Rebekah Jackson @lgordiets]

You can't judge my choices without knowing my reasons.

[Ann Smith @keshanidia]

Sometimes it takes losing everything you thought you needed, to gain everything you ever wanted

[Beverly Donahue @DSpataev1976]

Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can't see them. Then right when you walk by them, they're quiet

[Beverly Donahue @DSpataev1976]

A politician will stand for what he thinks people will fall for.

[Laura Henry @sgutarevich]

Alcohol goes in, truth comes out.

[Beverly Donahue @DSpataev1976]

My mouth automatically says "shit" when something wrong happens.

[Kathleen Haugland @khodnenko98]

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

[Laura Andrus @maksimiansoloz1]

Never let success get to your head, or let failures get to your heart.

[Beverly Donahue @DSpataev1976]

The one day I try to be nicer, Is the one day that everyone decides to be a bitch.