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Bad times are good lessons, Good times are good memories.

[Julianne Sites @GerontiyMs]

"Please don't see me, please don't see me, please don't see me..." "HEYYYYY!" "Shit..."

[Belinda Preston @yzenuDall]

Sometimes the best way to get someone's attention is to stop giving them yours.

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During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information.

[Julianne Sites @GerontiyMs]

Boy: bitch! Girl: Ha, i've been called worse. Boy: Like? Girl: Your girlfriend.

[Julianne Sites @GerontiyMs]

"Dad, did you know in some countries men don't know their wives till after they get married?"

[Julianne Sites @GerontiyMs]

I'll take a McAnything please.

[Beatrice Gosha @vtanilya]

Did u hear McDonald killed Burger King in front of Popeye's over that bitch Wendy? The funeral is at K.F.C. You going? Im taking the Subway.

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The worst part about Friday, is when you realize it's only Thursday.

[Linda Workman @95Shevtsov]

Alien 1: Did the humans get our message? Alien 2: Yes, But they named it Dubstep and they dance to it.

[Betty Knapp @StarostenkoK]

Being lied to hurts, especially when you know it's a lie and especially from someone you love.

[Christopher Garcia @NuraevaRozochka]

I think, therefore I'm single.

[Doris Dossantos @7Nliskovich]

Call me virginity. because once you lose me, i ain't coming back.

[Patricia Lambert @provvoznesensk1]

Can you find the mitsake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Retweet if you did

[Julianne Sites @GerontiyMs]

Katy Perry, blue hair. Nicki Minaj, pink hair. Rihanna, red hair. Lady Gaga, green hair Power Rangers just Reunited.

[Julianne Sites @GerontiyMs]

"Omg! You have grown so much! I remember you when you were just a baby!" "Who are you?.

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I sent a text message pouring my damn heart out, and all you reply back with is "K"... Bitch you was better off not replying.

[Julianne Sites @GerontiyMs]

Whenever someone rings the doorbell, my dog always assumes it's for him.

[Hazel Williamson @2016Mazalov]

*Stalking crush on Facebook* * Accidentally likes status from 2009* *Deletes Facebook* *Sets computer on fire*

[Julianne Sites @GerontiyMs]

Best time to sleep: 10% When you're tired. 90% After you wake up .

[Julianne Sites @GerontiyMs]

A morning text doesn't only mean 'Good morning.' It also means 'I think about you when I wake up.