Grace Lareau

Pain makes you stronger. Tears makes you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. So thank the past for a better future.

[Margaret Miller @sazhneva74]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

[Grace Lareau @90Marilov]

Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.

[Angela Singh @KhalideBoss]

My bank sent me a letter saying it's the last time they will spend 50 cents to tell me I have 2 cents in my account.

[Grace Lareau @90Marilov]

Marriage is the most expensive way to get advice for nothing.

[Grace Lareau @90Marilov]

I'd participate in more blind taste tests if they didn't always scream & hit me with their canes while I'm licking them.

[Grace Lareau @90Marilov]

Dammit, this spermicide didn't work at all. My kids are still here and now they won't stop whining about their eyes burning.

[Grace Lareau @90Marilov]

People will believe anything if you whisper it.

[Grace Lareau @90Marilov]

I'm a lazy texter, unless you're cute, or I like you.

[Shirley Coogan @miqifri]

Shakespeare: "To be or not to be." Satre: "To do is to be." Socrates: "To be is to do." Scooby Doo: "Do be do be do."

[Tracy Macon @MMolokankina]

Brain : reminds you to do something important, refuse to tell you what it is!

[Grace Lareau @90Marilov]

If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident.

[Freda Trevino @mashanova_z]

You should always be yourself. Unless you discover you're an asshole, son.

[Grace Lareau @90Marilov]

I totally understand why Paper and Scissors don't get along. But Rock? That dude's just an asshole looking for a fight.

[Grace Lareau @90Marilov]

There's a difference between... "okay" "okay?" "okay..." "okayy" and.. "K."

[Christina Hobson @bashtannikov88]

Reading a paragraph over and over again because you can't concentrate on it.

[Grace Lareau @90Marilov]

When you stop looking for something, It finds you.

[Grace Lareau @90Marilov]

Breaking News : Ne ws.

[Grace Lareau @90Marilov]

Before u say something... stop & think how u would feel if someone said it to u.

[Grace Lareau @90Marilov]

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

[Grace Lareau @90Marilov]

When you are single, all you see are happy couples.