Christina Hobson

Only weak minded people get offended at someone's opinion.

[Patricia Stoll @bakhmutovvsesl1]

That awkward moment when you accept a compliment that wasn't meant for you.

[Regina Saylor @abyduos]

I don't see why everybody wants the white iPhone, everyone knows the black one runs faster.

[Christina Hobson @bashtannikov88]

Everything's funnier when you're supposed to be quiet

[Christina Hobson @bashtannikov88]

Funniest thing ever: When people try hard to make you jealous, & they don't realize you don't give a damn.

[Bessie Fisher @BegushevProkop]

I didn't hit you, I simply high fived your face.

[Laura Hooley @fnigiyan]

Before u say something... stop & think how u would feel if someone said it to u.

[Kimberli Bilderback @grinyagina82]

"Here, I think this clip from the movie Alien will give you an idea."

[Christina Hobson @bashtannikov88]

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

[Christina Hobson @bashtannikov88]

Did you make it home safely? "No, I died 15 times."

[Christina Hobson @bashtannikov88]

Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I'm sober. Sober people when I'm drunk.

[Christina Hobson @bashtannikov88]

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[Christina Hobson @bashtannikov88]

When you first joined Twitter you never thought this shit would be this addictive..

[Christina Hobson @bashtannikov88]

Ugly bitches be having their photos in all kind of fucking angles. Upside down, sideways and shit. BITCH YOU UGLY AT EVERY ANGLE

[Linda Workman @95Shevtsov]

"In my defense, Your Honor, humans ARE animals too. Personally, I think you should blame the petting zoo sign for not being more specific."

[Christina Hobson @bashtannikov88]

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

[Tiffany Shaver @2016Fokeeva]

I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.

[Silvia Siems @KozorevaMr]

Don't steal. That's the government's job.

[Christina Hobson @bashtannikov88]

Reading a paragraph over and over again because you can't concentrate on it.

[Georgine Murrieta @RekrutSerafima]

Sorry for punching you in the face, but you should've told me that was an oatmeal raisin cookie and not chocolate chip before I bit into it.

[Christina Hobson @bashtannikov88]

Good things WON'T come to those that wait! They have to take the things that are left by those who got there first!