Regina Saylor

The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears. And the kindest hearts have felt the most pain.

[Regina Saylor @abyduos]

ME: I'm pretty sure I already have.

[Regina Saylor @abyduos]

Adolescence - When children start bringing up their parents.

[Lenora Sanchez @bulavchuk1981]

If dicks had wings your mouth would be an airport.

[Regina Saylor @abyduos]

Every phone should have the same charger.

[Regina Saylor @abyduos]

I don't see why everybody wants the white iPhone, everyone knows the black one runs faster.

[Regina Saylor @abyduos]

A penny saved is a government oversight.

[Regina Saylor @abyduos]

When I'm depressed I cut myself.... a piece of cake

[Louisa Hills @prodanchuke]

Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!

[Ella Johnson @lagutkoz]

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

[Regina Saylor @abyduos]

"What's a c-section?"

[Patricia Bruton @2_chernogube]

Minnie told Mickey that she wants a divorce. Mickey said, "Bitch are you fucking crazy!?" She said "Nah, I'm fucking Goofy"

[Esther Pullins @0zIzokaytis75]

Fake friends just wanna know your business to tell your business.

[Regina Saylor @abyduos]

Having a bad day is like watching a boring movie. You wanna fast-forward to the part where everyone dies.

[Regina Saylor @abyduos]

Where do giant spiders play football? At Webley Stadium!

[Regina Saylor @abyduos]

Noone dies a virgin...life screws us all.

[Nelly Bologna @yuleviza]

Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas .. STOP .. Now Make Them Muthafuckin Prices Drop!

[Grace McCollum @ErmiliyMs]

Be careful who you call your damn friends. I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

[Regina Saylor @abyduos]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

[Christopher Garcia @NuraevaRozochka]

Free advice is worth what you paid for it.

[Regina Saylor @abyduos]

Textaphrenia - thinking you've heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.