Lenora Sanchez

Promises mean everything, but after they are broken, sorry means nothing.

[Lindsey Hong @ishalimenkova]

Having a bad day is like watching a boring movie. You wanna fast-forward to the part where everyone dies.

[Lenora Sanchez @bulavchuk1981]

If dicks had wings your mouth would be an airport.

[Lenora Sanchez @bulavchuk1981]

Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can't see them. Then right when you walk by them, they're quiet

[Lenora Sanchez @bulavchuk1981]

Dear new generation, The Lion King was during our generation, Just because it came out in 3D doesn't make it yours. Sincerely the 90s kids

[Cheryl Collins @ipochkarev]

Bitch, you knew you had roaches before you invited me over, so don't act shocked when you see one.

[Trisha Butler @mukharinova]

Finally found my wife's G-spot when I grabbed the handle of the vacuum cleaner.

[Kelsey Chapman @AveriyzF]

I didn't hit you, I simply high fived your face.

[Patricia Troia @apreliyasloboz1]

In relationships, arguments are simply a test to see if a couple is strong enough to overcome it. It's what defines TRUE LOVE.

[Lenora Sanchez @bulavchuk1981]

I Love rumors, you learn things about your self that you never knew were true.

[Shannon Miller @ASinepalov]

I've tried to guess someone's password but failed.

[Lenora Sanchez @bulavchuk1981]

Boxer: "Have I done him any damage?" "No, but keep on swinging the draft might give him a cold."

[Diane Morgan @ariskin4]

If you tickle me, I'm not responsible for your injuries

[Lenora Sanchez @bulavchuk1981]

Just discovered a 2nd way I can make myself cry--yanking out a nose hair.

[Charlotte Evans @khanifya1]

Hellurrr!!

[Lenora Sanchez @bulavchuk1981]

Never leave something good to find something better, because once you realize you had the best, the best has found better.

[Tina Wilson @toptykovskaya]

Saying to your friend, "there's your best friend" when you see someone they hate

[Lenora Sanchez @bulavchuk1981]

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

[Lenora Sanchez @bulavchuk1981]

Ghetto wet floor sign: Caution, b*tches be trippin.