Cheryl Collins

We must hurt in order to grow, fail in order to know, & lose in order to gain. Because some lessons in life, are best learned through p...

[Cheryl Collins @ipochkarev]

I used to like my neighbors. Until they put a PASSWORD ON THEIR WI -FI..

[Cheryl Collins @ipochkarev]

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

[Cheryl Collins @ipochkarev]

If he asks what sort of books you like, tell him checkbooks.

[Celeste Doi @nnurkova1]

Yelling random numbers when someones counting. You are truly cruel!

[Tia Herrera @strugovetsf]

When you first joined Twitter you never thought this shit would be this addictive..

[Lillian Toledo @zdirun]

You're 9 and you have a phone? ... Who do you call? Dora?

[Cheryl Collins @ipochkarev]

"God created war so that Americans would learn geography." - Mark Twain

[Christi Oliver @X1Gazukin2016]

I'm a leader not a follower. Unless it's a dark place. Then you're going first.

[Cheryl Collins @ipochkarev]

Honestly, Ive never seen anyone fall because of a banana.

[Ashley Barrera @fedosya_nice]

Loyal women deserve the best!

[Rhonda Machuca @zipamtom]

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

[Marsha Smith @elladatsekhano1]

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

[Cheryl Collins @ipochkarev]

Bitch, you knew you had roaches before you invited me over, so don't act shocked when you see one.

[Orpha Morris @nesolenyy]

My biggest fear is to look out my window at night and see someone staring back at me

[Joy Meeks @bruseninaf]

Me? Weird? Bitch please, I'm limited edition.

[Cheryl Collins @ipochkarev]

The computer beat me at chess, I won when it came to the kick boxing.

[Cheryl Collins @ipochkarev]

I was going to look for my watch, but I couldn't find the time.

[Nell Sanchez @ArzamasovaMaya]

"What do we want?" "A cure for obesity!" "When do we want it?" "After lunch!"

[Cheryl Collins @ipochkarev]

Real men always have time for their woman. No matter what, even if he's busy, he'll find a way to make time for her.

[Lois Josephson @ZhelibaY9]

I don't care if it's 5am. I don't consider it "tomorrow" until I wake up.