Ashley Barrera

Don't choose the better person, choose the person who makes you a better you.

[Ashley Barrera @fedosya_nice]

It's going to be drizzy outside. Expect a lil wayne.

[Shannon Sternberg @glybchenko]

"Dad, are you afraid of ghosts?"

[Ashley Barrera @fedosya_nice]

Not being able to iron out all of his problems made the dry cleaner very depressed.

[Ashley Barrera @fedosya_nice]

Hoes will be hoes, Monday - Saturday & starting again Sunday after church services.

[Ashley Barrera @fedosya_nice]

Don't play stupid with me - I'm better at it.

[Ashley Barrera @fedosya_nice]

I'm so good at sleeping, I can even do it with my eyes closed.

[Ashley Barrera @fedosya_nice]

When you start to hate someone, everything they do begins to annoy you .. them : "*Cough*" you: "OOOOHHH MY GOOOOOODDDDDDD

[Ashley Barrera @fedosya_nice]

NO, you don't have "haters". People just don't like you. Get over yourself.

[Ashley Barrera @fedosya_nice]

I give respect to whoever allowed women into the military. Girl on period + Gun = Unstoppable death machine.

[Ashley Barrera @fedosya_nice]

Scientists say vanilla is the most erotic smell to men.

[Dawn Quick @emiliyt1]

I leave work to the last day because I'll be older and therefore wiser.

[Barbara Presley @MulikhinaS4]

Brain : reminds you to do something important, refuse to tell you what it is!

[Sharon Jordan @2016Ismanov]

Find the Gay person;

[Kathleen Haugland @kurza91]

That awkward moment, when someone get hurt and you laugh ,then you realize that its serious.

[Ashley Barrera @fedosya_nice]

Loyal women deserve the best!

[Kimberly Bradshaw @simonkov74]

sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police

[Michele Coleman @88Rayfa]

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

[Miriam Valdez @Efimiy76]

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy vodka and thats pretty much the same thing.

[Ashley Barrera @fedosya_nice]

Hmm... these weren't skinny jeans when I bought them.

[Ashley Barrera @fedosya_nice]

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.