Kathleen Haugland

This tweets for the people who love someone and can't go a day without thinking about them.

[Tracy Macon @MMolokankina]

Who needs a social life when you have Netflix and a fridge full of food?

[Kathleen Haugland @kurza91]

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day....

[Kathleen Haugland @kurza91]

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

[Brittani Bailey @73Sokrat]

You're angry at me for that? That's cool, just let me know when you grow up.

[Kathleen Haugland @kurza91]

Patient: How much longer do I have? Doctor: Ten. Patient: Ten What? Doctor: Nine...

[June Patton @Gasova78]

During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information.

[Patrice Murry @95Mostovenko]

Skinny girls run the world because fat girls don't run.

[Kathleen Haugland @kurza91]

Having a bad day is like watching a boring movie. You wanna fast-forward to the part where everyone dies.

[Kathleen Haugland @kurza91]

I am on a 30-day diet. So far I have lost 10 days.

[Kathleen Haugland @kurza91]

Rule 1 for arguments: If you're losing, start correcting their grammar.

[Danielle Lusk @48Vostapenkova]

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

[Kathleen Haugland @kurza91]

That awkward moment, when someone get hurt and you laugh ,then you realize that its serious.

[Barbara Hooper @MrVasilkina]

When a girl gives up, it's not because she doesn't love you, but because she's tired of getting hurt & feels like you'll never care.

[Kathleen Haugland @kurza91]

People will believe anything if you whisper it.

[Demetra Allen @zardalon]

You can't judge my choices without knowing my reasons.

[Nelly Bologna @yuleviza]

Age 10: I whip my hair back &forth Age 16: I pass my blunt back &forth Age 30:I drive my kids back &forth Age 80:I rock my chair back &forth

[Kathleen Haugland @kurza91]

Ugly bitches be having their photos in all kind of fucking angles. Upside down, sideways and shit. BITCH YOU UGLY AT EVERY ANGLE

[Anita Rosas @PaisiyPremel]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. "It."

[Kathleen Haugland @kurza91]

A coworker announced he's getting married. I told him how happy my marriage has made me. But he's still going through with it anyway.

[Goldie Buhl @malieva_s]

10 & Playing. -> 11 & Looking. -> 12 & Kissing. -> 13 & Touching. -> 14 & Sucking. -> 15 & Fu*king. -> 16 & Pregnant!