June Patton

People miss you more when they see how much happier you are without them.

[June Patton @Gasova78]

"Dad, did you know in some countries men don't know their wives till after they get married?"

[Alana Kellar @ikushakova]

Don't complain about the dentist fee of $90 for 1 minutes work to extract a tooth! He can make it last longer!

[June Patton @Gasova78]

Me + Mathematics = Syntax error.

[June Patton @Gasova78]

I hate when I let people hold my phone, and when I ask for it back. They tell me to hold on, like no bitch give me my sh!t.

[June Patton @Gasova78]

Relationships nowdays: 1 Male, 1 Female, 1 Ex trying to mess it up & 1 friend secretly hoping it ends.

[Rebecca Doyle @kalanta95]

"Baby I miss you. . ." "Your xbox broke didn't it?" "Yep.

[June Patton @Gasova78]

During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information.

[Vicky Billingsley @chalkov_volodya]

To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me?! Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!

[Barbara Kaplan @1iIkhalevina]

Once you take my kindness for weakness, I will be a permanent asshole to you.

[Beth Davis @2zZapadnova94]

Dear Job Application, if this is an entry level position, how am I supposed to have previous experience...

[June Patton @Gasova78]

Fat guy : What are you looking at? Me: The reason double doors were invented.

[June Patton @Gasova78]

The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

[June Patton @Gasova78]

During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information.

[Wen Kennedy @marigett1]

Before u say something... stop & think how u would feel if someone said it to u.

[Theresa Wilson @ChumenkovMr]

Me + = Don't try to talk to me.

[Joy Meeks @bruseninaf]

Lies - Im fine : That was my last piece of gum : Ill call you back : Im on my way : I never got that text : I promise I won't laugh.

[June Patton @Gasova78]

The sentence The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, uses every letter in the alphabet.

[Leslie Jones @LamaykinsUs]

Twitter becomes 100 times more entertaining when you have work to do.

[Carolyn Sturdevant @aledinskiy]

I am going to buy a dog, name it naked and tell people I have to walk naked down the street.

[June Patton @Gasova78]

If they ain't gonna ride for you then they shouldn't be riding with you.