Rebecca Doyle

Always be the reason of someones happiness, never be just a part of it. Be a part of someones sadness, but never be the reason for it!

[Charlene Whittington @OteliyaSofonova]

We breath air, trees make air, homework kills trees. Therefore, homework kills us.

[Rebecca Doyle @kalanta95]

Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.

[Rebecca Doyle @kalanta95]

Biggest lie ever : I accept these terms and conditions.

[Krista Gates @minslu1]

Scientists have found that putting the phrase "Scientists have found" in front of something will make people read it.

[Rebecca Doyle @kalanta95]

How do you know Asians robbed your house? Your cat's gone and your homework is done.

[Rebecca Doyle @kalanta95]

"Baby I miss you. . ." "Your xbox broke didn't it?" "Yep.

[Rebecca Mason @KushchenkoM]

I just want to meet a girl who loves me for who I am or literally any other reason.

[Mary Bass @egoriyd]

Drinking alcohol makes me an alcoholic. So does drinking Fanta make me fantastic?

[Neva Smiley @88Izot]

It's not about the people who act true to your face... It's about the people who remain real behind your back.

[Rebecca Doyle @kalanta95]

That awkward moment when someone asks "what's wrong" and they're the problem.

[Carrie Paez @95Marygina]

Right now you have 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support, and you're scrolling with your thumb.

[Rebecca Doyle @kalanta95]

My friend falls,I laugh...My phone falls, I panic.

[Chelsey Pederson @sgrechenyuk1]

Saying to your friend, "there's your best friend" when you see someone they hate

[Rebecca Doyle @kalanta95]

The less you give a f*ck, the happier you will be.

[Rebecca Doyle @kalanta95]

I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And some I'd love to punch them in the face.

[Danielle Lusk @48Vostapenkova]

White bitches get pregnant and get a show "16 and Pregnant" Black bitches get pregnant and get 30 minutes of Maury.

[Kathleen Haugland @khodnenko98]

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

[Rebecca Doyle @kalanta95]

It's been 10 years... Face it, Spongebob, you're not going to get your license.

[Rebecca Doyle @kalanta95]

My wife left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn't even matter.