Tracy Macon

Everyone comes into your life for a reason, some for good or bad, they may shape us, break us, but in the end they make us who we are.

[Tracy Macon @MMolokankina]

A bike cannot stand up on its own simply because it's "too tired" ?.

[Ethel Barnes @akinfb1]

Who invented hugs? I mean, the first hug would have been so awkward. It's like "what are u doin, y are u holding me???" "shhh just trust me"

[Tracy Macon @MMolokankina]

Yeah, bitches! I just sharpened a pencil with a KNIFE. I feel like such a man. I'm gonna go show my mom. BRB

[Tracy Macon @MMolokankina]

Who needs a social life when you have Netflix and a fridge full of food?

[Karen Hyde @KhavvaMekh]

Money can't buy you happiness, but I'd rather cry in a mansion.

[Ashton Nelson @KarmanFil]

My wife said to me, "I want you to whisper dirty things into my ear." So I whispered, "kitchen, bathroom, living room..."

[Kathleen Haugland @khodnenko98]

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

[Evelyn Tenney @TrenkinMakariy]

The Gaga Law (RAH)^2 (AH)^3 + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)^2 + OOH(LA)^2 = Bad Romance.

[Tracy Macon @MMolokankina]

Brain : reminds you to do something important, refuse to tell you what it is!

[Karen Hyde @KhavvaMekh]

There's a good chance this chocolate cake will need rape counseling after I'm done.

[Shirley Coogan @miqifri]

"You're just like a barbie.." "Awww, tall & beautiful?!" "No, plastic & brainless"

[Yolanda Mitchell @pizyumenko]

'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards...

[Tracy Macon @MMolokankina]

"You should've come with us!" "Well, inviting me would've been nice..."

[Rhonda Lee @92Kolukhaev]

Facebook is for the people you go to school with. Twitter is for the people you wish you went to school with..

[Tracy Macon @MMolokankina]

I only smoke on days that end in Y.

[Tracy Macon @MMolokankina]

I am the author of my life. Unfortunately, Im writing in pen and I cant erase my mistakes.

[Tracy Macon @MMolokankina]

My mouth automatically says "shit" when something wrong happens.

[Shari Harrison @BazylevaM]

This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday.

[Tracy Macon @MMolokankina]

Why Black People think you'll remember a person if they say a name Twice? "You remember Steve?" "Steve who?" "Steve Steve"

[Tracy Macon @MMolokankina]

Twitter = A heavily populated city ... Facebook = A vacation spot ... Myspace = A ghost town.