Shannon Sternberg

Sometimes, all you can do is laugh to keep yourself from crying.

[Lilly Pettit @debora_venerova]

W.O.M.A.N: Wise. Outstanding. Mature. Awesome. Nuturing

[Jill Brazier @70Prokofiy]

Have you ever been scared to open a text? Your heart races, your stomach feels empty, and you just kind of stare at your phone?...

[Shannon Sternberg @glybchenko]

Saying "never mind" when you don't feel like repeating yourself.

[Julia Flowers @vdrymov]

If you have a stupid ass ex, retweet this with your middle finger.

[Helen Davis @kpeshnyak1]

Remember and enjoy this moment because before you know it, it will be Monday morning.

[Shannon Sternberg @glybchenko]

Every girl has that one guy she goes back to, heartbreak after heartbreak and nobody knows why, not even her. And she just can't let go.

[Melody Peavey @Averkiyk1]

In Hell you can't untag pictures of yourself.

[Shannon Sternberg @glybchenko]

"Dad, are you afraid of ghosts?"

[Shannon Sternberg @glybchenko]

That awkward moment when youve already said what? three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree.

[Shannon Sternberg @glybchenko]

Someone tell me how you can "accidentally" cheat on your partner? Like, oops, I tripped and my clothes ripped off and I had sex.

[Rosie Wilson @16Ikhalipova]

Breaking News : Ne ws.

[Rachel Garcia @93Khusnullin]

I hate when people tell me to calm down when I'm not even mad.

[Shannon Sternberg @glybchenko]

If my wife ends an argument with "Fine, do what you want!" I'm pretty sure the words "If you do, I'll stab you in your sleep" are implied.

[Shannon Sternberg @glybchenko]

The people who make medicine clearly have no idea what fruit tastes like

[Carolee Tiner @86_pugan]

When I've already said what? three times and still have no idea what the person said, so I just agree.

[Christine Mata @tyulgin]

Rumors are carried by haters, spreaded by fools, and accepted by idiots.

[Margret Allison @5Mashgudar]

If she's a Hoe in her Tweets.. Then she's a Hoe in the Streets!

[Angeline Johnson @Deresh88T]

Two girls wear the same shirt: "She copied my style!" Two guys wear the same shirt: "BRO!"

[Sherly Mathews @94Sabaneeva]

Twitter becomes 100 times more entertaining when you have work to do.

[Shannon Sternberg @glybchenko]

"I wasn't that drunk..." "Dude, you picked up a little mexican girl and screamed, "DORA! I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME"