Carolee Tiner

Once they see you're doing better without them, that's when they want you back.

[Carolee Tiner @86_pugan]

Wifi & Wife? Neighbors Have An Eye On Both Of Them.

[Lynette Scott @80Timshina]

TOP 5 Lies People Tell - 1) I'm fine. 2) Tht was my last piece of gum. 3) I'll call you back. 4) I'm on my way. 5) I never got that text

[Carolee Tiner @86_pugan]

An update that requires me to restart my laptop is an update that is never getting installed.

[Shari Harrison @alya_gordo]

Dont imagine you can change a man - unless hes in diapers.

[Carolee Tiner @86_pugan]

I love it when I randomly find money in my clothes. Its like a gift to me, from me.

[Darcy Wilken @skhoruzheva]

I leave work to the last day because I'll be older and therefore wiser.

[Carolee Tiner @86_pugan]

If someone asks you about a musical you haven't seen, fake it by saying, "I love that part near the end when they all sing together."

[Carolee Tiner @86_pugan]

I look at my best friend & think: Why the hell do I love this crazy person?

[Claire High @fotimakondrato1]

"Fight!" ... "Where?!" *WHOLE SCHOOL RUNS.*

[Carolee Tiner @86_pugan]

The best way to make someone remember you? Borrow money from them.

[Kimberly Bradshaw @simonkov74]

Car sickness is that feeling you get every month when the payment is due.

[Carolee Tiner @86_pugan]

When I've already said what? three times and still have no idea what the person said, so I just agree.

[Wendy Garcia @LoktyushinMs]

My bank sent me a letter saying it's the last time they will spend 50 cents to tell me I have 2 cents in my account.

[Carolee Tiner @86_pugan]

"Omg! You have grown so much! I remember you when you were just a baby!" "Who are you?.

[Carolee Tiner @86_pugan]

Today I broke my personal record of consecutive days alive!

[Carolee Tiner @86_pugan]

Better late than never, but never late is better.

[Alma Taylor @avreliankundik1]

R.I.P. Aaliyah. It's the 11th Anniversary. R-T FOR RESPECT.

[Shannon Miller @ASinepalov]

Two types of honest people in this world are small children and drunk people.

[Carolee Tiner @86_pugan]

Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what it goes to?

[Angela Greene @asemyachkina]

It is better to be laughed at for not being married than to be unable to laugh because you are.