Lynette Scott

A best friend knows you're sad, a best friend knows you're mad, a best friend knows you're crying, a best friend knows you're lying.

[Lynette Scott @80Timshina]

Oh, I didn't tell you? Must've been none of your damn business.

[Lynette Scott @80Timshina]

If you tickle my feet, I am not responsible for what happens to your face.

[Joanne Andino @1978Gigashvili]

Missed calls: Dad-0 Sister-1 Brother-3 Mom-42.

[Jacqueline Kenney @MissProtasiy]

I hate when people say while watching a movie "did you see that?" . No, i paid 12$ to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

[Lynette Scott @80Timshina]

Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

[Rhonda Lee @92Kolukhaev]

I'm pretty sure God created only 6 days, Monday was definitely made by Satan.

[Sandra Kim @rubizhevskiy]

RETWEET and see what happens!

[Lynette Scott @80Timshina]

When I have money, I have nothing to buy. When I don't have money, I want everything.

[Lynette Scott @80Timshina]

This is a "A" & "B" conversation. . . So "C" your way out before "D" jumps over "E" & "F"s you up like a "G"

[Deborah Frampton @9Fkushneruk]

That gangsta feeling when you rap your favorite song without messing up.

[Lynette Scott @80Timshina]

TOP 5 Lies People Tell - 1) I'm fine. 2) Tht was my last piece of gum. 3) I'll call you back. 4) I'm on my way. 5) I never got that text

[Joan Campbell @Bezgin1988]

Trying to find a song you heard on the radio by Googling a phrase from it.

[Lynette Scott @80Timshina]

Those cheap-ass pencils with erasers that fu*k up the paper more than the mistake you want to erase.

[Lynette Scott @80Timshina]

Eating popcorn: 90% during the trailers. 10% during the movie.

[Lynette Scott @80Timshina]

You can't judge my choices without knowing my reasons.

[Lynette Scott @80Timshina]

Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

[Lynette Scott @80Timshina]

Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.

[Lynette Scott @80Timshina]

My ex? Yeah, I'd still hit that. Only this time, it'd be with a car or a baseball bat.

[Betty Andrus @BevfimiyOo]

"Omg! You have grown so much! I remember you when you were just a baby!" "Who are you?.

[Lynette Scott @80Timshina]

"I'll be there in 5 minutes... If not, read this again."