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Joan Campbell
@Bezgin1988
Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can't see them. Then right when you walk by them, they're quiet.
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Bezgin1988
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Belinda Preston
@yzenuDall
about 11 years ago
If I would have been paid for being lazy, I'd have been a billionaire
Joan Campbell
@Bezgin1988
about 11 years ago
I keep hitting "escape", but I'm still here.
Bezgin1988
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Mable McPherson
@SerdekovaaU
about 11 years ago
Being nice to people you don't like isn't 'two faced', it's called growing up.
Bezgin1988
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Michele Hobbs
@GorgoniySuper
about 11 years ago
RELATED: Wife getting suspicious of all the little hairs in our vanilla ice cream.
Joan Campbell
@Bezgin1988
about 11 years ago
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Bezgin1988
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Susan Davis
@pkhokhlachev
about 11 years ago
I hate it when I say something funny, and then someone says it louder and gets all the credit.
Bezgin1988
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Delores Morgan
@SeynaVip
about 11 years ago
Dear Job Application, if this is an entry level position, how am I supposed to have previous experience...
Bezgin1988
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Kari Voss
@sonov90
about 11 years ago
Did you hear about the cemetery that raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
Joan Campbell
@Bezgin1988
about 11 years ago
Loyal women deserve the best!
Joan Campbell
@Bezgin1988
about 11 years ago
Negative people need drama like oxygen...Stay positive, it'll take their breath away!
Joan Campbell
@Bezgin1988
about 11 years ago
"Fight!" ... "Where?!" *WHOLE SCHOOL RUNS.*
Bezgin1988
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Sally Bowen
@93Vseslava
about 11 years ago
Every Morning: Me: "I really can't stay." Bed: "But baby, it's cold outside."
Joan Campbell
@Bezgin1988
about 11 years ago
Urban Outfitters: Why does looking poor cost so much?
Joan Campbell
@Bezgin1988
about 11 years ago
Dear Google: Please stop being like my wife. Kindly let me complete my sentence before you start to give me suggestions.
Joan Campbell
@Bezgin1988
about 11 years ago
Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Joan Campbell
@Bezgin1988
about 11 years ago
SWAG = (S)omething (W)e (A)ll (G)et tired of hearing
Joan Campbell
@Bezgin1988
about 11 years ago
Google: "I have everything!" Facebook: "I know everybody!" Internet: "Without me y'all are nothing." Electricity: "Keep talking, bitches."
Joan Campbell
@Bezgin1988
about 11 years ago
If my wife ends an argument with "Fine, do what you want!" I'm pretty sure the words "If you do, I'll stab you in your sleep" are implied.
Bezgin1988
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Bessie Fisher
@BegushevProkop
about 11 years ago
Take a pic of a friend with their face squished against glass. Assign to phone contact, it'll look like they're trapped inside your phone.
Joan Campbell
@Bezgin1988
about 11 years ago
Trying to find a song you heard on the radio by Googling a phrase from it.
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