Kari Voss

There are going to be lots of hard times in your life, but those hard times only make you stronger in the end.

[Brenda Blackmon @fsmotorchuk]

White people: "OMG I LOVE THIS SONG!" Black people: "OH HELL YEAH N*GGA THIS MY SHIT!"

[Kari Voss @sonov90]

Take a pic of a friend with their face squished against glass. Assign to phone contact, it'll look like they're trapped inside your phone.

[Grace Lareau @90Marilov]

I'm a lazy texter, unless you're cute, or I like you.

[Kari Voss @sonov90]

Nothing is more Beautiful than a real Smile that has struggled through tears..

[Patricia Bruton @leboshkinak]

2011: I'm sexy and I know it. 1836: I'm physically attractive and I'm aware of this statement.

[Kari Voss @sonov90]

Did you hear about the cemetery that raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

[Kari Voss @sonov90]

I hate when people borrow money from you then get mad at you cause you want your money back.

[Gina Morris @zabrodintanzil1]

Don't complain about the dentist fee of $90 for 1 minutes work to extract a tooth! He can make it last longer!

[Janet Irvin @1994_sarat]

That awkward moment when someone asks "what's wrong" and they're the problem.

[Kari Voss @sonov90]

Have you ever been scared to open a text? Your heart races, your stomach feels empty, and you just kind of stare at your phone?...

[Roxanne Nickerson @AidaBraychenko]

Common sense is like deodorant... The people who need it most never use it.

[Kari Voss @sonov90]

My twitter Is Rated "I" . "I" tweet what the fuck "I" want, when "I" feel like it. Therefore if you don't like it "I" don't give A FUCK!!"

[Kari Voss @sonov90]

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long for fat people.

[Kari Voss @sonov90]

I miss being a kid. No one cared how you dressed, we were all friends, and you could be yourself. When did we turn so judgmental?

[Kari Voss @sonov90]

WIFE: Would you ever die for me?

[Kari Voss @sonov90]

Take a pic of a friend with their face squished against glass. Assign to phone contact, it'll look like they're trapped inside your phone.

[Lynn Nutting @EtvaliashviliGa]

TOP 5 Lies People Tell - 1) I'm fine. 2) Tht was my last piece of gum. 3) I'll call you back. 4) I'm on my way. 5) I never got that text

[Carrie Paez @95Marygina]

2chainz is the guy from iCarly that sells bagels

[Stacie Pak @MrZenukov]

"Don't try this at home" Okay, I will try it at my friend's place.

[Kari Voss @sonov90]

Voldermort: "So all I have to do is lie?" Pinocchio: "Yup."