Bessie Fisher

Always stay true to yourself no matter what, and never let what anybody says distract you from your goals.

[Bessie Fisher @BegushevProkop]

#recipes #food https://t.co/lYdHFVf6cz

[Bessie Fisher @BegushevProkop]

I hate when people say while watching a movie "did you see that?" . No, i paid 12$ to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

[Dorothy Pettigrew @ikyzajche]

Older I get = Less people I trust.

[Bessie Fisher @BegushevProkop]

Alien 1: Did the humans get our message? Alien 2: Yes, But they named it Dubstep and they dance to it.

[Bessie Fisher @BegushevProkop]

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.

[Gladys Rey @rushanmatyushe1]

When a girl gives up, it's not because she doesn't love you, but because she's tired of getting hurt & feels like you'll never care.

[Bessie Fisher @BegushevProkop]

I hear everything, i just choose not to say anything.

[Bessie Fisher @BegushevProkop]

Yawning: Your body's way of saying "10% battery remaining."

[Bessie Fisher @BegushevProkop]

That moment when you do something epic and no one is around to see it.

[Bessie Fisher @BegushevProkop]

No matter how amazing you are at something, there will always be an 8 year old Asian kid who is better.

[Bessie Fisher @BegushevProkop]

Chris Brown hits her, Eminem lies to her, Drake can't remember her name = The life of Rihanna

[Bessie Fisher @BegushevProkop]

I didn't hit you, I simply high fived your face.

[Linda Woolf @HGurtyakina94]

The Gaga Law (RAH)^2 (AH)^3 + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)^2 + OOH(LA)^2 = Bad Romance.

[Bessie Fisher @BegushevProkop]

Teacher: How can we keep our school clean? Student: By staying at home.

[Hortensia Barton @milannikova]

That awesome feeling of how gangster you are after rapping your favorite part of a song without screwing up.

[Kelsey Chapman @07Masha007]

Rule 1 for arguments: If you're losing, start correcting their grammar.

[Bessie Fisher @BegushevProkop]

Take a pic of a friend with their face squished against glass. Assign to phone contact, it'll look like they're trapped inside your phone.

[Vicky Billingsley @chalkov_volodya]

The suite life of Zack and Cody: The only show with a smart blonde but a dumb asian.

[Brenda Blackmon @fsmotorchuk]

I need a punctuation mark that is halfway between a period and an exclamation point so I can answer texts without sounding bored or insane.

[Bessie Fisher @BegushevProkop]

My motto is Y.O.Y.O. = You're On Your Own