Lillian Toledo

Before you talk, listen. Before you react, think. Before you criticize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before you quit, try.

[Lillian Toledo @zdirun]

I instantly smile when I see a text from you, I don't care what's in it. It's amazing to know I crossed your mind even just for a second.

[Laura Hopps @lagodnov]

2011: I'm sexy and I know it. 1836: I'm physically attractive and I'm aware of this statement.

[Pamela Poole @vsurint]

Twitter makes you improve your writing, the 140 character limit forces you to master the art of getting to the point

[Lillian Toledo @zdirun]

He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

[Lillian Toledo @zdirun]

Two types of honest people in this world are small children and drunk people.

[Lillian Toledo @zdirun]

Our baby swallowed a pin. Luckily it was a safety pin!

[Lillian Toledo @zdirun]

You can call it Facebook, but I know scrapbooking when I see it.

[Demetra Allen @zardalon]

Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

[Lillian Toledo @zdirun]

Why test on animals if we have pedophiles in prison

[Lillian Toledo @zdirun]

Bitch please, your vagina has more users than Facebook.

[Lillian Toledo @zdirun]

You're 9 and you have a phone? ... Who do you call? Dora?

[Betty Smith @manazypov]

"I wasn't that drunk" "Dude you asked your girlfriend if she was single!"

[Stacie Brasel @abonakov]

I take the USB from the computer without safely remove it because I like danger.

[Sherly Mathews @94Sabaneeva]

Who invented hugs? I mean, the first hug would have been so awkward. It's like "what are u doin, y are u holding me???" "shhh just trust me"

[Judith Hurst @lsuer1]

ME: I'm pretty sure I already have.

[Lillian Toledo @zdirun]

The most dangerous thing about a vehicle is one nut - the one behind the steering wheel!

[Lillian Toledo @zdirun]

You can't have everything....where would you put it?

[Lillian Toledo @zdirun]

It's been 15 years already, and im still pissed off that i don't know what animal Arthur is.. Fuck is he a Bear!?!

[Stacie Pak @MrZenukov]

No matter what, don't let your emotions overpower your intelligence.

[Rebekah Jackson @lgordiets]

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times, just to be sure.