Judith Hurst

Your ex is just live proof that you can do better, A perfect EXample of what you shouldn't want, And motivation to get what you deserve.

[Judith Hurst @lsuer1]

Once you start to dislike someone. everything they do begins to annoy you.

[Judith Hurst @lsuer1]

Forget about full moons. Apparently, the real werewolf comes out whenever there's a full box of tampons in the grocery bag.

[Judith Hurst @lsuer1]

You're 12...you should be sucking on lollipops not dicks.

[Dawn Quick @emiliyt1]

The people who make medicine clearly have no idea what fruit tastes like

[Joy Coffelt @91Markian]

Textaphrenia - thinking you've heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.

[Christopher Garcia @NuraevaRozochka]

I believe that if everyone had cookies and milk and a nap at 3 o'clock everyday, the world would be a better place.

[Judith Hurst @lsuer1]

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

[Judith Hurst @lsuer1]

Don't place your happiness in someone else hand, because once they're gone, so is your happiness.

[Judith Hurst @lsuer1]

SPOILER ALERT! You die at the end.

[Judith Hurst @lsuer1]

Texting someone while your half asleep then reading your text in the morning and realizing you made no sense....

[Colleen Jones @KutsevolSunny]

Politicians and diapers need to be changed regularly, usually for the same reason.

[Mary Jackson @NyayleOzhe]

Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

[Judith Hurst @lsuer1]

The people who make medicine clearly have no idea what fruit tastes like

[Judith Hurst @lsuer1]

STD free, NO kids. Life's GREAT !

[Judith Hurst @lsuer1]

ME: I'm pretty sure I already have.

[Judith Hurst @lsuer1]

"I love you." *erases* "I miss you." *erases* "Can we talk?" *erases* "Hi." *sends*..

[Judith Hurst @lsuer1]

Sometimes it takes losing everything you thought you needed, to gain everything you ever wanted

[Judith Hurst @lsuer1]

Find someone that changes your life....NOT just your relationship status.

[Judith Hurst @lsuer1]

Truth is... I don't care like I used to. I'm just too busy living my damn life to worry about pointless drama.