Stacie Brasel

Smiling is good for the heart, laughing is good for the soul and loving will keep you living, laughing and smiling.

[Julia Flowers @vdrymov]

Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.

[Charlene Whittington @OteliyaSofonova]

We breath air, trees make air, homework kills trees. Therefore, homework kills us.

[Stacie Brasel @abonakov]

"But officer, this IS my costume. I'm banana nut bread! If I put clothes on, I'm just a normal guy holding a slice of bread."

[Eva Lane @radiydubikovsk1]

Girlfriends are like credit cards, you can't get one unless you already have one.

[Stacie Brasel @abonakov]

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

[Kimberli Bilderback @grinyagina82]

Were there any great men born in this town? No only little babies.

[Hazel Williamson @2016Mazalov]

Strangers can become bestfriends just as easy as bestfriends can become strangers

[Kristen Clancy @1991Bokk]

I'm sure turkeys aren't grateful on Thanksgiving.

[Stacie Brasel @abonakov]

Saying "I'm almost there" when you actually haven't even left the house.

[Stacie Brasel @abonakov]

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

[Rebekah Jackson @lgordiets]

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times, just to be sure.

[Stacie Brasel @abonakov]

Admit it, we all have that one person that you just wanna slap across the face.

[Patricia Nagle @MrSidortsova]

Those women on Fashion TV are so thin because no matter what time you switch to the channel, you'll always see them walking.

[Stacie Brasel @abonakov]

Whenever I delete text messages, I feel like I'm deleting evidence..

[Stacie Brasel @abonakov]

I take the USB from the computer without safely remove it because I like danger.

[Leigh Cavender @IrinarkhMr]

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.

[Diane Morgan @ariskin4]

SCHOOL IS POINTLESS... English: We Speak It, History: They're dead get over it, Math: 1+1=2..Beyonce taught us that.. Spanish: We Have Dora.

[Kimberly Bradshaw @simonkov74]

Car sickness is that feeling you get every month when the payment is due.

[Cheryl Collins @ipochkarev]

The computer beat me at chess, I won when it came to the kick boxing.