Laura Hopps

We all make mistakes. Don't let that be the reason you give up on somebody.

[Willa Hank @shemnova1]

Being lied to hurts, especially when you know it's a lie and especially from someone you love.

[Laura Hopps @lagodnov]

If you're SKINNY as hell [borderline anorexic] you ain't got NO business tryna go on a Diet. Fuck you tryna lose? Your life?

[Laura Hopps @lagodnov]

2011: I'm sexy and I know it. 1836: I'm physically attractive and I'm aware of this statement.

[Laura Hopps @lagodnov]

Offering someone food and secretly hoping they say no.

[Alma Taylor @avreliankundik1]

"Dad, are you afraid of ghosts?"

[Laura Hopps @lagodnov]

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

[Laura Hopps @lagodnov]

Those women on Fashion TV are so thin because no matter what time you switch to the channel, you'll always see them walking.

[Karen Hyde @KhavvaMekh]

Money can't buy you happiness, but I'd rather cry in a mansion.

[Charlotte Evans @khanifya1]

When you stop looking for something, It finds you.

[Stacey Bible @LyapkinMega]

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

[Dora Phillips @LipalinYaroslav]

Twitter has a bird as its logo , that's why when you join you're an egg . & your home button is a birdhouse . Why am I just getting this ?

[Laura Hopps @lagodnov]

When I have money, I have nothing to buy. When I don't have money, I want everything.

[Laura Hopps @lagodnov]

It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.

[Sherly Mathews @vpalavin1]

Feeling the need to shower everytime you leave Walmart.

[Laura Hopps @lagodnov]

My ex? We're not friends, we're not enemies. We're just strangers with some memories...

[Laura Hopps @lagodnov]

Whenever someone rings the doorbell, my dog always assumes it's for him.

[Laura Hopps @lagodnov]

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

[Bonnie Cantrell @mchemerkin]

My youngest son pointed to a picture of R2D2 and said, "WALL-E!" ...He's dead to me now.

[Laura Hopps @lagodnov]

I used to like my neighbors. Until they put a PASSWORD ON THEIR WI -FI..