Bonnie Cantrell

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart

[Rosario Williams @Ayslu75]

Mosquitoes should suck fat instead of blood.

[Alma Taylor @avreliankundik1]

Happy moments, praise God. Difficult moments, seek God. Painful moments, trust God. Every moment, thank God.

[Neva Smiley @88Izot]

I had a photographic memory but it was never developed.

[Bonnie Cantrell @mchemerkin]

Alcohol goes in, truth comes out.

[Bonnie Cantrell @mchemerkin]

never mistake my silence for weakness. no one plans a murder out loud

[Bonnie Cantrell @mchemerkin]

Not to be competitive, but I am an excellent sleeper.

[Bonnie Cantrell @mchemerkin]

If Google can't find the answer, then it's not a question.

[Bonnie Cantrell @mchemerkin]

You can call it Facebook, but I know scrapbooking when I see it.

[Bonnie Cantrell @mchemerkin]

WIFE: Would you ever die for me?

[Victoria Kite @KletsinMs]

Oh,you liked the book better than the movie? You know what I liked about the movie, No reading!

[Evelyn Tenney @davyd_96]

"Hoes Went From " Duck Duck Goose " To " Fuck Fuck Loose " From " Ring Around A Roise " To " Fuckin All Da Homies "

[Bonnie Cantrell @mchemerkin]

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.

[Brenda Jackson @FridrikhRygalov]

Making faces at a baby when the parents aren't looking.

[Bonnie Cantrell @mchemerkin]

Twitter looks boring on the outside, but once you start using it, it's like f*cking Narnia.

[Linda Woolf @HGurtyakina94]

Being lied to hurts, especially when you know it's a lie and especially from someone you love.

[Bonnie Cantrell @mchemerkin]

My youngest son pointed to a picture of R2D2 and said, "WALL-E!" ...He's dead to me now.

[Kelsey Chapman @AveriyzF]

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

[Bonnie Cantrell @mchemerkin]

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

[Joanne Skinner @AkovreshkinW]

*Browsing Facebook* *See's bitchy status* 78 COMMENTS! *Gets popcorn* This is gonna be good.

[Carolyn Sturdevant @aledinskiy]

Does February March? No, but April May.