Willa Hank

Sometimes, we need to be hurt in order to grow. We must lose in order to gain. Sometimes, some lessons are learned best through pain.

[Willa Hank @shemnova1]

Once over the hill, you pick up speed.

[Tiffaney Browne @87_gfaeva]

"Dad, can I go to a 50 Cent concert?" "Sure son, here's $1, take your sister too!"

[Willa Hank @shemnova1]

Being lied to hurts, especially when you know it's a lie and especially from someone you love.

[Tina Prager @kurennyy85]

"Dad, can I go to a 50 Cent concert?" "Sure son, here's $1, take your sister too!"

[Neva Smiley @88Izot]

When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. I died in Finding Nemo.

[Nancy Graham @melikhova1997]

Once you take my kindness for weakness, I will be a permanent asshole to you.

[Betty Andrus @BevfimiyOo]

The only "B" word you should call a girl is beautiful, bitches love being called beautiful.

[Tina Wilson @toptykovskaya]

Whenever my wife sings I have to go outside. Not to get away from her, but to prove to my neighbors I'm not beating her.

[Willa Hank @shemnova1]

Life Guard: Don't dive off that board! There's no water in the pool! Dummy: It's ok I can't swim!

[Audrey Murphy @skamarya]

Your parents may not be the most perfect one. But they are the most perfect gift God ever given you.

[Willa Hank @shemnova1]

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

[Joy Coffelt @91Markian]

I just want to meet a girl who loves me for who I am or literally any other reason.

[Jackeline Webb @OsmakovI]

Distance means nothing when someone is worth everything.

[Willa Hank @shemnova1]

I'm pretty sure fat people cry on purpose so they can taste their tears.

[Willa Hank @shemnova1]

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

[Willa Hank @shemnova1]

If someone hid something on page 2 of google searches, no one would ever find it.

[Willa Hank @shemnova1]

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

[Judith Belcher @LomyshMs]

Why is it called a building if its already built?

[Rebecca Doyle @kalanta95]

I tried out this new crazy diet. In just 2 weeks I lost 14 days.