Judith Belcher

Life doesn't get easier, you just get stronger.

[Judith Belcher @LomyshMs]

"Twitter is stupid!" *one month later* "DUDE, I can't stop tweeting!" Who remembers saying this??

[Colleen White @BGbabalych]

I'm sure turkeys aren't grateful on Thanksgiving.

[Judith Belcher @LomyshMs]

That awkward moment when you ignore someone's phone call and they call you from someone else's phone and you answer it.

[Judith Belcher @LomyshMs]

This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday.

[Lindsey Hong @ishalimenkova]

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else.

[Judith Belcher @LomyshMs]

There's a reason SOLO rhymes with YOLO.

[Maria Petrillo @chekulova75]

I miss being a kid. No one cared how you dressed, we were all friends, and you could be yourself. When did we turn so judgmental?

[Bidisha Kalita @BidishaKalita01]

To do list: 1. Dig a hole. 2. Name hole love. 3. Watch people fall in love.

[Judith Belcher @LomyshMs]

I just woke up 5 minutes before my alarm was set to go off. What kind of Inception bullshit is this?

[Ann Smith @keshanidia]

God made coke; God made pepsi. God made me; Oh so sexy. God made rivers; God made lakes. God made you; Well... we all make mistakes.

[Leigh Cavender @IrinarkhMr]

Sleep is my drug. My bed is my dealer. My alarm is the cops. Work is the jail.

[Judith Belcher @LomyshMs]

iPhone + iPad + iMac = iBankrupt.

[Neva Smiley @88Izot]

Relationships last longer when everybody doesn't know your business.

[Judith Belcher @LomyshMs]

"I wasn't that drunk..." "Dude, you were in my bathroom begging my sponge for the krabby patty formula."

[Judith Belcher @LomyshMs]

Saying to your friend, "there's your best friend" when you see someone they hate

[Dora Phillips @LipalinYaroslav]

"Never Mind." Definition: You should've listened the first 3 times b*tch.

[Dianne Jerez @mganokhin]

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

[Judith Belcher @LomyshMs]

Anyone else wonder why we drive in the parkway yet park in the driveway?

[Judith Belcher @LomyshMs]

Why is it called a building if its already built?

[Michele Hobbs @GorgoniySuper]

Sometimes being single is just a vacation from all the bullshit.