Maria Petrillo

Sometimes, the harder you want to forget something, the more you seem to remember it.

[Maria Petrillo @chekulova75]

Good things WON'T come to those that wait! They have to take the things that are left by those who got there first!

[Angela Tran @BossTigriy]

Common sense is like deodorant... The people who need it most never use it.

[Karen Hyde @KhavvaMekh]

Ghetto word of the day: "Omelet" : I should slap the fuck outta your ass, but omelet the shit slide this time..

[Joyce Wright @IPashentseva]

If at first you don't succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.

[Mary Stafford @96Zavgorodko]

Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.

[Maria Petrillo @chekulova75]

It's been 15 years already, and im still pissed off that i don't know what animal Arthur is.. Fuck is he a Bear!?!

[Charlotte Evans @khanifya1]

When you stop looking for something, It finds you.

[Maria Petrillo @chekulova75]

There are two kinds of bitches who don't say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.

[Vickie Wessel @P7Syusyugina78]

Textaphrenia - thinking you've heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.

[Deborah Desantis @rbolvushkina]

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says W T F.

[Maria Petrillo @chekulova75]

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, youre off it.

[Maria Petrillo @chekulova75]

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

[Maria Petrillo @chekulova75]

"Because snow isn't cold enough."

[Maria Petrillo @chekulova75]

"I love you." *erases* "I miss you." *erases* "Can we talk?" *erases* "Hi." *sends*..

[Maria Petrillo @chekulova75]

That was actually really funny. But I don't like you. Therefore I shall not laugh.

[Stacy Sawyer @85Vopilina]

I don't hate you it's just...... No I hate you.

[Grace Lareau @90Marilov]

There's a difference between... "okay" "okay?" "okay..." "okayy" and.. "K."

[Maria Petrillo @chekulova75]

If you tickle my feet, I am not responsible for what happens to your face.

[Maria Petrillo @chekulova75]

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

[Maria Petrillo @chekulova75]

Scientists say vanilla is the most erotic smell to men.