Charlotte Evans

Those memories that you randomly remember and can't stop smiling.

[Charlotte Evans @khanifya1]

They should definitely have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines.

[Charlotte Evans @khanifya1]

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."

[Charlotte Evans @khanifya1]

Money can't buy you happiness, but I'd rather cry in a mansion.

[Mary McKnight @novokhotkof]

"Don't try this at home" Okay, I will try it at my friend's place.

[Manda Foster @kriventsovaa]

A cop pulled me over and said ''Papers...'' So I said, ''Scissors, I win!'' and drove off like a boss.

[Elidia Bracken @KonradShelukhin]

First time I noticed inflation was when beer prices changed everywhere.

[Lenora Sanchez @bulavchuk1981]

Just discovered a 2nd way I can make myself cry--yanking out a nose hair.

[Charlotte Evans @khanifya1]

Dude, when your chest starts to look like an upside-down version of their logo, it's time to stop eating at McDonald's.

[Charlotte Evans @khanifya1]

When you stop looking for something, It finds you.

[Manda Foster @kriventsovaa]

Be careful who you trust, some people want to know your business just to tell your business.

[Gitusmita Lahkar @GitusmitaLahkar]

Dear YouTube, I will always Skip this ad."

[Evelyn Tenney @TrenkinMakariy]

You have no idea how funny I am to me.

[Jennie Myles @5Avstriyakova83]

This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday.

[Charlotte Evans @khanifya1]

Hellurrr!!

[Charlotte Evans @khanifya1]

How to Save the World: 1) Make a document titled "The World". 2) Save it.

[Charlotte Evans @khanifya1]

I'm not rude, I just refuse to pretend that I like you...

[Charlotte Evans @khanifya1]

How do frogs die? They Kermit suicide.

[Charlotte Evans @khanifya1]

SCHOOL IS POINTLESS... English: We Speak It, History: They're dead get over it, Math: 1+1=2..Beyonce taught us that.. Spanish: We Have Dora.

[Charlotte Evans @khanifya1]

Money can't buy you happiness, but I'd rather cry in a mansion.

[Vicky Billingsley @87Shalunov]

I hate when I let people hold my phone, and when I ask for it back. They tell me to hold on, like no bitch give me my sh!t.