Ann Smith

Life is full of risks. Take them, because you'll never know what could have happened if you don't.

[Shirley Morrison @nkrakhina]

New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's gonna get your paychecks.

[Ann Smith @keshanidia]

Females will stop speakin 2 their friends over the littlest things but will forgive the same trifling ass dude a millions times

[Margret Allison @5Mashgudar]

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.

[Jeane Mitchell @CoolLakin]

Negative people need drama like oxygen...Stay positive, it'll take their breath away!

[Ann Smith @keshanidia]

Grammar jokes are funny: The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

[Ann Smith @keshanidia]

Never regret any of the shit you've done, Because in the end it's what makes you who you are.

[Ann Smith @keshanidia]

I didn't hit you, I simply high fived your face.

[Ann Smith @keshanidia]

FUCK SCHOOL. FUCK THEM TEACHERS. FUCK THE PRINCIPAL. FUCK THEM UGLY ASS KIDS. FUCK THEM RULES. FUCK HOMEWORK. FUCK THEM FINALS. FUCK IT ALL!

[Shirley Coogan @miqifri]

Shakespeare: "To be or not to be." Satre: "To do is to be." Socrates: "To be is to do." Scooby Doo: "Do be do be do."

[Krista Gates @minslu1]

Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm. ?

[Ann Smith @keshanidia]

I love rumors. I always find out amazing things about myself that I never knew about.

[Ann Smith @keshanidia]

When someone rings the doorbell why do dogs always assume its for them?

[Celeste Doi @nnurkova1]

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

[Sharon Jordan @2016Ismanov]

After an argument, I always think of awesome things I could have said.

[Ann Smith @keshanidia]

Sometimes it takes losing everything you thought you needed, to gain everything you ever wanted

[Veronica Diggs @galyamanu]

Always be yourself, unless you can be a Batman. Then always be a Batman.

[Ann Smith @keshanidia]

Money can't buy you happiness, but I'd rather cry in a mansion.

[Ann Smith @keshanidia]

In Hell you can't untag pictures of yourself.

[Ann Smith @keshanidia]

No God, No Peace... Know God, Know Peace.

[Ann Smith @keshanidia]

Rembrandt painted 700 pictures in his life time and Americans have all 7000 of them.