Nancy Graham

Live, Love, Laugh and enjoy each moment of your life.

[Nancy Graham @melikhova1997]

I suddenly realized why we cant see the future, because its still buffering.

[Nancy Graham @melikhova1997]

Drinking alcohol makes me an alcoholic. So does drinking Fanta make me fantastic?

[Alyson Fitz @echeblukov]

The cost of not following your heart, is spending the rest of your life ... wishing you had.

[Brenda Blackmon @fsmotorchuk]

Math problems: "Jane bought 72 sofas." BITCH, who the hell would buy 72 sofas?

[June Patton @Gasova78]

The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

[Tanya Allen @ry_suftinaa]

I am on a seafood diet...I see food and eat it.

[Anita Garris @Chesner80]

White bitches get pregnant and get a show "16 and Pregnant" Black bitches get pregnant and get 30 minutes of Maury.

[Nancy Graham @melikhova1997]

Once you take my kindness for weakness, I will be a permanent asshole to you.

[Grace Lareau @90Marilov]

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

[Nancy Graham @melikhova1997]

TEXTING 101: (Oh) = Stop talking to me. (K) = I'm done talking. (Whatever) = Screw you. (Fine) = Screw it. (I guess) = I don't give a damn

[Nancy Graham @melikhova1997]

That awkward moment when you want to laugh in a serious situation..

[Nancy Graham @melikhova1997]

My mind was blown when I realized "OK" is a sideways person.

[Laura Hopps @lagodnov]

They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who's in a hurry?

[Nancy Graham @melikhova1997]

To err is human. To really screw things up you need a computer.

[Nancy Graham @melikhova1997]

Niggas will spend $200 on shoes but got no car. . Guess them feet gotta be comfy while you walkin

[Karen Reyes @chuppueva1]

That awkward run/walk you do when a car lets you cross the road.

[Melody Peavey @Averkiyk1]

Math problems: "Jane bought 72 sofas." BITCH, who the hell would buy 72 sofas?

[Nancy Graham @melikhova1997]

That son of a bitch moment when you're walking around the house with socks on and you step on a random wet spot.

[Sherry Jensen @nellaantsipero1]

Saying "nevermind" because you're too lazy to repeat yourself.