Alyson Fitz

understand.I follow back

[May Vanburen @rikyvpanve]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. "It."

[Mary Mulford @AntiokhTunikov]

That awesome moment when the whole class laughed at what you said, so you just sit there like a boss.

[Alyson Fitz @echeblukov]

The cost of not following your heart, is spending the rest of your life ... wishing you had.

[Alyson Fitz @echeblukov]

Negative people need drama like oxygen...Stay positive, it'll take their breath away!

[Mary Lombardo @eryagin]

Relationships nowdays: 1 Male, 1 Female, 1 Ex trying to mess it up & 1 friend secretly hoping it ends.

[Alyson Fitz @echeblukov]

I got pulled over for drunk driving... but honestly, in my defence, I didn't even know I was driving.

[Laura Reynolds @malyuta76]

Niggas will spend $200 on shoes but got no car. . Guess them feet gotta be comfy while you walkin

[Alyson Fitz @echeblukov]

Wife: "I'll be back honey!" Husband: "Don't threaten me like that!"

[Alyson Fitz @echeblukov]

That awkward moment when you want to scare someone but they take too long to come out.

[Louisa Hills @prodanchuke]

I hate when people borrow money from you then get mad at you cause you want your money back.

[Vanessa Morton @97Dosa]

Once you turn 21, you can finally legally do all the things you've been doing since you were 16.

[Leigh Cavender @IrinarkhMr]

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.

[Alyson Fitz @echeblukov]

Do you want to speak to the manager or someone who knows what's going on?

[Alyson Fitz @echeblukov]

Every girl has that one guy she goes back to, heartbreak after heartbreak and nobody knows why, not even her. And she just can't let go.

[Alyson Fitz @echeblukov]

Negative people need drama like oxygen...Stay positive, it'll take their breath away!

[Alyson Fitz @echeblukov]

Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy.

[Lilly Pettit @debora_venerova]

Some of your best memories will come from your dumbest decisions.

[Alyson Fitz @echeblukov]

Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

[Alyson Fitz @echeblukov]

Thoughts At Walmart: "28 checkout lanes and one 1 is open...and I'm behind the person that is shopping like the world is about to end!"

[Alyson Fitz @echeblukov]

"Hi, Welcome to Hollister. Here's your gas mask and your flashlight."