Mary Lombardo

If you really love someone, even if there was a million reasons to leave, you would still look for the one reason to stay.

[Mary Lombardo @eryagin]

Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.

[Mildred Gossage @97_rzaev]

Adele... why dont you just set fire to my school instead?

[Mary Lombardo @eryagin]

Texting the same person all day and night and never getting bored just because you like them that much

[Mary Lombardo @eryagin]

Next time you think I give a fuck, remember the 3 F's... if you arent Feeding me, Financing me, or Fucking me, I dont give a shit!!!

[Shari Harrison @alya_gordo]

The best way to make someone remember you? Borrow money from them.

[William Sotelo @Britenkov731p]

"Because snow isn't cold enough."

[Daisy Reece @InetaKuybysheva]

Nicki Minaj: Pink hair. Katy Perry: Blue Hair. Rhianna: Red Hair [&] Lady GaGa: Green Hair. THE FREAKING POWER RANGERS ARE BACK!

[Mary Lombardo @eryagin]

If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident.

[Mary Lombardo @eryagin]

Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what it goes to?

[Mary Lombardo @eryagin]

"There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli

[Chasidy Chapman @misautovi]

Common sense is like deodorant... The people who need it most never use it.

[Florence Shelton @vgerasimik]

Can you find the mitsake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Retweet if you did

[Mary Lombardo @eryagin]

Relationships nowdays: 1 Male, 1 Female, 1 Ex trying to mess it up & 1 friend secretly hoping it ends.

[Sadie Lugo @94Sukhotskaya]

My ex? We're not friends, we're not enemies. We're just strangers with some memories...

[Laura Hopps @lagodnov]

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

[Mary Lombardo @eryagin]

"You've changed" Ummmm actually I think the proper term is "I've stopped trying to please you."

[Mary Lombardo @eryagin]

Multi-tasking : Screwing up several things at once

[Shannon Capps @komochkina74]

"H3y wUt r yhu dooinq?" ... About to throw a dictionary at yo ass

[Mary Lombardo @eryagin]

Accidentally typing what you just heard.

[Lauren Venegas @LogishShafeyka]

There's "hell" in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "ex" in "next", & "if" in life.