Tiffaney Browne

The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears. And the kindest hearts have felt the most pain

[Tiffaney Browne @87_gfaeva]

Mosquitoes should suck fat instead of blood.

[Tiffaney Browne @87_gfaeva]

Brain : reminds you to do something important, refuse to tell you what it is!

[Maria Petrillo @chekulova75]

There are two kinds of bitches who don't say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.

[Mildred Ashworth @Kasyan98]

White bitches get pregnant and get a show "16 and Pregnant" Black bitches get pregnant and get 30 minutes of Maury.

[Kathlyn Johnson @63Dtulueva]

I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig. It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.

[Tiffaney Browne @87_gfaeva]

"Dad, can I go to a 50 Cent concert?" "Sure son, here's $1, take your sister too!"

[Tiffaney Browne @87_gfaeva]

Voldemort is like a girl.He has a diary,a favorite ring & necklace,a tiara,a special cup,a pet he adores & an obsession with a teen boy.

[Tiffaney Browne @87_gfaeva]

If there was an award for laziness... Id probably send someone to pick it up for me.

[Tiffaney Browne @87_gfaeva]

Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.

[Tiffaney Browne @87_gfaeva]

You're 12...you should be sucking on lollipops not dicks.

[Tiffaney Browne @87_gfaeva]

Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.

[Karen Reyes @chuppueva1]

I just read that YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook are merging. It'll be called You-Twit-Face.

[Rebekah Curtis @florenskarnaus1]

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.

[Stacy Wolf @MakridinI]

Practicing your signature over and over again, just incase you become famous.

[Tiffaney Browne @87_gfaeva]

Vegetarians, if you love animals so much, why do you eat all of their food?

[Tiffaney Browne @87_gfaeva]

I am always right even when I am right about being wrong.

[Tiffaney Browne @87_gfaeva]

I always give 110% at work, I just happen to spread it out over five days.

[Tiffaney Browne @87_gfaeva]

The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you're watching.

[Tiffaney Browne @87_gfaeva]

By the time you realize, what your parents said was RIGHT You'll have kids who begin to think you're WRONG.

[Tiffaney Browne @87_gfaeva]

God said, Ask me and Ill make nations your inheritance and earths extremities your possession - Psalm 2:8