Mildred Ashworth

It's amazing how one little conversation can change things, forever.

[Mildred Ashworth @Kasyan98]

"Age is just a number" - Yeah well...Jail is just a room.

[Leigh Cavender @IoannKhalfin]

I wouldn't trust my credit card with any of my friends yet i'll give it to just about any bartender.

[Mildred Ashworth @Kasyan98]

That moment when you do something epic and no one is around to see it.

[Mildred Ashworth @Kasyan98]

In relationships, arguments are simply a test to see if a couple is strong enough to overcome it. It's what defines TRUE LOVE.

[Mildred Ashworth @Kasyan98]

Never regret any of the shit you've done, Because in the end it's what makes you who you are.

[Mildred Ashworth @Kasyan98]

Twitter becomes 100 times more entertaining when you have work to do.

[Grace McCollum @ErmiliyMs]

Never give up on the things you can't go days without thinking about.

[Mildred Ashworth @Kasyan98]

That awkward moment when you see a 10 year old child with a better phone than yours.

[Angela Greene @asemyachkina]

Google+ is the gym of social networking: We all join, but nobody actually uses it.

[Rocio Swanson @nadberezhnyy]

"You actually have friends...?" "Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD!"

[Mildred Ashworth @Kasyan98]

Hmm... these weren't skinny jeans when I bought them.

[Mildred Ashworth @Kasyan98]

Feeling the need to shower everytime you leave Walmart.

[Celeste Doi @nnurkova1]

I only smoke on days that end in Y.

[Mildred Ashworth @Kasyan98]

Me + Mathematics = Syntax error.

[Mildred Ashworth @Kasyan98]

Sitting at Home: "Oh. It's raining. Cool." Sitting at School: "HOLY CRAP IT'S RAINING!! LOOK!"

[Mildred Ashworth @Kasyan98]

White bitches get pregnant and get a show "16 and Pregnant" Black bitches get pregnant and get 30 minutes of Maury.

[Mildred Ashworth @Kasyan98]

Voldermort: "So all I have to do is lie?" Pinocchio: "Yup."

[Mildred Ashworth @Kasyan98]

I don't make typos, I make new words.

[Maria Morton @StrongTurutin]

Next time you think I give a fuck, remember the 3 F's... if you arent Feeding me, Financing me, or Fucking me, I dont give a shit!!!

[Mildred Ashworth @Kasyan98]

"H3y wUt r yhu dooinq?" ... About to throw a dictionary at yo ass