Maria Morton

If two people are meant for eachother, it doesn't mean they have to be together right now... but, they will eventually.

[Annie Griffiths @kemaneva_mr]

Sometimes when you are arguing with a fool, he's doing the same thing.

[Maria Morton @StrongTurutin]

A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually.

[Arleen Edwards @pokromkin80]

If people could read my mind, I'd probably owe them a cigarette.

[Maria Morton @StrongTurutin]

Saying "nevermind" because you're too lazy to repeat yourself.

[Maria Morton @StrongTurutin]

A real woman doesn't have to throw dirt on another females name to feel more secure about herself.

[Jennifer McArthur @ervestapanikov1]

You claim you're a bad bitch but you have no house, no car, no job? You're not a bad bitch. You're doing bad, bitch.

[Maria Morton @StrongTurutin]

I believe that if everyone had cookies and milk and a nap at 3 o'clock everyday, the world would be a better place.

[Maria Morton @StrongTurutin]

i hate when people who choose to live their life wrong, always claim to be the victim. you know what your doing.

[Julianne Sites @GerontiyMs]

I sent a text message pouring my damn heart out, and all you reply back with is "K"... Bitch you was better off not replying.

[Maria Morton @StrongTurutin]

"But officer, this IS my costume. I'm banana nut bread! If I put clothes on, I'm just a normal guy holding a slice of bread."

[Maria Morton @StrongTurutin]

Never regret any of the shit you've done, Because in the end it's what makes you who you are.

[Maria Morton @StrongTurutin]

Next time you think I give a fuck, remember the 3 F's... if you arent Feeding me, Financing me, or Fucking me, I dont give a shit!!!

[Maria Morton @StrongTurutin]

Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy.

[Maria Morton @StrongTurutin]

It's not hard to find someone who tells you they love you, Its Hard To find someone who actually means it.

[Dorothy Graves @boktyabrina]

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."

[Maria Morton @StrongTurutin]

Wifi & Wife? Neighbors Have An Eye On Both Of Them.

[Maria Morton @StrongTurutin]

ME: ... *slowly pulls pants back up*

[Maria Morton @StrongTurutin]

"There's plenty of fish in the sea..." "That's cool and all, but I'm human."

[Maria Morton @StrongTurutin]

"Never Mind." Definition: You should've listened the first 3 times b*tch.

[Joanne Harvey @OkinshevichbZ2]

Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. Why? Because there's no place like home.