Sherly Mathews

Make someone feel special today.

[Ashley Boulanger @pukhovkin]

Never give up on the things you can't go days without thinking about.

[Sherly Mathews @vpalavin1]

I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?

[Deborah Frampton @9Fkushneruk]

To make a long story short, don't tell it.

[Sherly Mathews @vpalavin1]

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy vodka and thats pretty much the same thing.

[Sherly Mathews @vpalavin1]

Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.

[Sherly Mathews @vpalavin1]

Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper "no one gives a fuck"

[Sherly Mathews @vpalavin1]

Unicorns can't fly. I can't fly. Therefore, I am a unicorn.

[Sherly Mathews @vpalavin1]

Feeling the need to shower everytime you leave Walmart.

[Sherly Mathews @vpalavin1]

Twitter has a bird as its logo , that's why when you join you're an egg . & your home button is a birdhouse . Why am I just getting this ?

[Sherly Mathews @vpalavin1]

Broke people always tryna make plans

[Sherly Mathews @vpalavin1]

I saw a man at the beach yelling. "Help, shark! Help!" I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.

[Sherly Mathews @vpalavin1]

Just held the door for an Asian guy. He said "Sank you", so I punched him in the face, I can't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that

[Sherly Mathews @vpalavin1]

I might not be everything you ever wanted, but I'm always going to be more than you deserve.

[Sherly Mathews @vpalavin1]

Will you go out with me? (a) Yes (b) a (c) b

[Lisa Groves @ggapotchenko]

*Stalking crush on Facebook* * Accidentally likes status from 2009* *Deletes Facebook* *Sets computer on fire*

[Betty Knapp @StarostenkoK]

Don't mix between my personality and my attitude because my personality is ME and my attitude depends on YOU.

[Sherly Mathews @vpalavin1]

Ghetto wet floor sign: Caution, b*tches be trippin.

[Sherly Mathews @vpalavin1]

That awkward moment when youve already said what? three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree.

[Guillermo Douglas @volnotepovadzh1]

"I wasn't that drunk" "Dude you asked your girlfriend if she was single!"

[Sherly Mathews @vpalavin1]

Phones get thinner and smarter. People get fatter and stupid.