Lisa Groves

The happiest people with the biggest smiles are sometimes the best actors.

[Lisa Groves @ggapotchenko]

"Fight!" ... "Where?!" *WHOLE SCHOOL RUNS.*

[Bessie Fisher @BegushevProkop]

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.

[Lisa Groves @ggapotchenko]

Me: "Haha I'm older!" Friend: "Haha you'll die first!" Me: "Not if I get my license first and run you over."

[Lisa Groves @ggapotchenko]

You 12 years old and u claim to be a "bad bitch"? Sit yo lil azz down and get hooked on phonics.

[Jacqueline Goodman @2015Stepanyan]

Remember and enjoy this moment because before you know it, it will be Monday morning.

[Alana Kellar @ikushakova]

SPOILER ALERT! You die at the end.

[Lisa Groves @ggapotchenko]

An ugly personality will crush a gorgeous face.

[Lisa Groves @ggapotchenko]

Once I put on my headphones, my life becomes a music video.

[Lisa Groves @ggapotchenko]

Dumb phone, that wasn't a "missed" call. That was a "Looked And Saw Who It Was And Pressed Ignore" call.

[Joyce Walker @kobrinskiyvale1]

I've tried yoga, but I find stress less boring.

[Angela Singh @KhalideBoss]

Sitting at Home: "Oh. It's raining. Cool." Sitting at School: "HOLY CRAP IT'S RAINING!! LOOK!"

[Margret Allison @5Mashgudar]

That awkward moment when someone asks "what's wrong" and they're the problem.

[Tiffany Roberts @maulikha1]

With computers, every morning is the dawn of a new error.

[Tina Wilson @toptykovskaya]

A fool is a 37th floor window washer who steps backs to see his handwork.

[Lynette Scott @80Timshina]

Niggas will spend $200 on shoes but got no car. . Guess them feet gotta be comfy while you walkin

[Laura Reynolds @malyuta76]

The awkward moment when your mom's doing the dishes, so you slowly put another one in and walk away fast.

[Nina Whigham @5Mpolednev]

Gave my son a pocketknife & the crybaby cut himself. So I'm dyeing his hair black & disguising him as an emo kid before his mom gets home.

[Lisa Groves @ggapotchenko]

SWAG = (S)omething (W)e (A)ll (G)et tired of hearing

[Lisa Groves @ggapotchenko]

*Stalking crush on Facebook* * Accidentally likes status from 2009* *Deletes Facebook* *Sets computer on fire*

[Lisa Groves @ggapotchenko]

FUCK SCHOOL. FUCK THEM TEACHERS. FUCK THE PRINCIPAL. FUCK THEM UGLY ASS KIDS. FUCK THEM RULES. FUCK HOMEWORK. FUCK THEM FINALS. FUCK IT ALL!