Ashley Boulanger

Things will get worse before they get better. But when they do, remember who put you down and who helped you up.

[Delores Barnes @97Popliya]

RELATED: Wife getting suspicious of all the little hairs in our vanilla ice cream.

[Ashley Boulanger @pukhovkin]

Saying "never mind" when you don't feel like repeating yourself.

[Ashley Boulanger @pukhovkin]

What it says: "Do not touch." What I read: "Touch when nobody is looking."

[Nina Whigham @5Mpolednev]

A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife...but a Tiger Wood.

[Sadie Lugo @94Sukhotskaya]

Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can't see them. Then right when you walk by them, they're quiet.

[Ashley Boulanger @pukhovkin]

Never give up on the things you can't go days without thinking about.

[Ashley Boulanger @pukhovkin]

Rembrandt painted 700 pictures in his life time and Americans have all 7000 of them.

[Flora McCoy @grechishko_ms]

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

[Mary Meeks @eremey_82]

When I talk to babies and pets I do it like an idiot.

[Ashley Boulanger @pukhovkin]

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

[Maggie Whatley @gdarmin1]

A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service. And what do you do with a phone with no service? You play games.

[Ashley Boulanger @pukhovkin]

Don't f*ck with someone else relationship just cause you can't stay in one.

[Ashley Boulanger @pukhovkin]

Please do not steal, the IRS hates competition.

[Daisy Reece @InetaKuybysheva]

If I had a British accent, I'd never shut up. ;)

[Nina Weaver @pchelintseva191]

We breath air, trees make air, homework kills trees. Therefore, homework kills us.

[Sherry Hatmaker @anekt_6k]

Don't call them fake, if u still chill with them... cause it makes you look worse.

[Ashley Boulanger @pukhovkin]

I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?

[Tonya Myers @AksamitNelli]

Me? Weird? Bitch please, I'm limited edition.

[Barbara Kaplan @1iIkhalevina]

I sent a text message pouring my damn heart out, and all you reply back with is "K"... Bitch you was better off not replying.

[Ashley Boulanger @pukhovkin]

If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, "In Jesus name, amen."