Maggie Whatley

A beautiful life does not just happen, it is built daily by prayer, hard work, sacrifice, and love.

[Maggie Whatley @gdarmin1]

Pretending to care about a teachers personal life, to waste time in class.

[Maggie Whatley @gdarmin1]

Facebook: What's on your mind? ..Twitter: What's happening? ... Myspace: Where did everybody go?

[Maggie Whatley @gdarmin1]

If Facebook retains ownership of everything you post, I'm going to upload my debt.

[Maggie Whatley @gdarmin1]

Don't you hate when people call your name 20 times..... Then end up saying "NEVERMIND"? Nah, you gon tell me SOMETHING.

[Betty Andrus @BevfimiyOo]

The cost of not following your heart, is spending the rest of your life ... wishing you had.

[Jacqueline Goodman @2015Stepanyan]

Call me virginity. because once you lose me, i ain't coming back.

[Doris Dossantos @7Nliskovich]

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

[Maggie Whatley @gdarmin1]

If you dont know shit, dont say shit.

[Maggie Whatley @gdarmin1]

The awkward moment when your parents don't appreciate the hilarious child they have been blessed with.

[Maggie Whatley @gdarmin1]

"You are what you eat." Thats funny, I don't remember eating a legend lately.

[Della Irvin @MissPodkopay]

When they really miss u, they'll do something about it... If not, u'll know where u stand.

[Maggie Whatley @gdarmin1]

A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service. And what do you do with a phone with no service? You play games.

[Maggie Whatley @gdarmin1]

The Energizer Bunny got arrested. He was charged with battery.

[Maggie Whatley @gdarmin1]

I hate the nerds that cover up their answers... Like come on, let's work together bro.

[Maggie Whatley @gdarmin1]

Hmm... these weren't skinny jeans when I bought them.

[Maggie Whatley @gdarmin1]

I'm not lazy, Im energy efficient.

[Maggie Whatley @gdarmin1]

90% of the ocean remains unexplored and youre telling me mermaids dont exist?

[Maggie Whatley @gdarmin1]

Grammar jokes are funny: The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

[Maggie Whatley @gdarmin1]

I was a premature baby. My father wasn't expecting me.

[Maggie Whatley @gdarmin1]

In kindergarden, anyone who had the 64 color pack with the sharpener ran that muthaf*cking classroom!