Orpha Morris

Do hugs, not drugs. Spread love, not legs. Respect, don't judge. Listen more, talk less. Understand, don't assume.

[Pamela Ward @ShanginaBoss]

wish my summer vacation was as long as Phineas & Ferb's.

[Linda Gonzalez @NasimaVrazha]

This is a "A" & "B" conversation. . . So "C" your way out before "D" jumps over "E" & "F"s you up like a "G"

[Helen Shumaker @GSlabkovich84]

Best time to sleep: 10% When you're tired. 90% After you wake up .

[Sally Bowen @93Vseslava]

The only "B" word you should call a girl is beautiful, bitches love being called beautiful.

[Orpha Morris @nesolenyy]

A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually.

[Elizabeth Gallardo @inaidaermolovi1]

Facebook: What's on your mind? ..Twitter: What's happening? ... Myspace: Where did everybody go?

[Claire Stokes @ProkoninZosima]

"I'll be there in 5 minutes... If not, read this again."

[Orpha Morris @nesolenyy]

"Damn, I forgot to update my Facebook status saying I was at the gym... Now this whole workout was a waste!" -Douche

[Esther Pullins @0zIzokaytis75]

Suicide bomber: "EVERYONE HAS 1 MINUTE TO GET OUT OF THE PET STORE!" Turtle: "You bastard..."

[Orpha Morris @nesolenyy]

My texting speed increases, when I'm mad.

[Orpha Morris @nesolenyy]

How did the Dinosaur pass his exam? With Extinction!

[Orpha Morris @nesolenyy]

Right now you have 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support, and you're scrolling with your thumb.

[Orpha Morris @nesolenyy]

Distance means nothing when someone is worth everything.

[Orpha Morris @nesolenyy]

"Omg! You have grown so much! I remember you when you were just a baby!" "Who are you?.

[Orpha Morris @nesolenyy]

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy vodka, comic books, midget strippers, a pony andOH GOD I'M SO HAPPY!

[Orpha Morris @nesolenyy]

My biggest fear is to look out my window at night and see someone staring back at me

[Orpha Morris @nesolenyy]

Hard work never killed anyone but why take the chance?

[Ana Travers @gabrielyants2]

This is that awkward moment when we don't tweet about those usual awkward moment tweets.

[Lindsey Hong @ishalimenkova]

ME: Well at least somebody's taking my Zombie Apocalypse theory seriously. *glares at wife*