Georgia Getz

Bossy is Georgia Getz, a humor blogger, emphasis on humor and blogger.

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Its 3 in the afternoon and my second vessel just combusted trying to heat up sake. There is a point where you think, "The universe does not want me to drink Sake this afternoon." I have not reached that point. #2020election #votehimout #bidenharris

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When your simulating turns stimulating. 😬 #jeffreytoobin 😩

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If I could learn to actually love you, then you, George W Bush, can announce your support for Joe Biden. Stand with me and prove that it’s brave to be flexible and go against type. @georgewbush #georgewbush @thebushcenter @joebiden

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I just watched a pot boil. Eh.

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@pacalaga 😭😭😭

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In today’s episode of Backwards World, less than 24 hours after we were burning down our cities, in the middle of a pandemic, NASA is launching two guys into space.

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@3morgans 😭😭😭

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@MrFarty 👋👋👋👋❤️❤️❤️

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I can’t believe it’s 8pm — feels like it should be either 6pm or tomorrow.

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Social distancing expires tonight. That’s a fuck of an awful thing to hear.

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Think about *this* as an opportunity to reset our eyebrows! #dontpluck

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“I’ll go ahead and...” is the most idiotic way to provide an instruction ever! Stop saying it! “I’ll go ahead and log on to Microsoft Teams.” “I’ll go ahead and blend my foundation using this brush.” JUST STOP.

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Who knew we would all grow up to be leads in the show, Boy in the Plastic Bubble.

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I’ve purchase scratchy toilet paper my whole life. This is my moment.

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Googling ‘face mask’ four weeks ago would have resulted in recipes for exfoliation. 😭

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My quarantine jumpsuit is in the washer and I’m having separation anxiety.

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I used to be a thought leader.

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Who knew something going viral could be such a bad thing. #corona

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“I smell sex and candy here
Who's that lounging in my chair
Who's that casting devious stares
In my direction”

How are these lyrics not WHO’S THAT CASTING BEEFEATER STARES IN MY DIRECTION? 🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸#quarantini #losingitYup

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Don’t save your good olive oil because before you know it, there’s a pandemic and the shit goes rancid waiting for your next dinner party. #iHateWhenThatHappens