Audrey

I love to laugh, but I have RBF. Cosmetologist💇‍♀️✂️Mom of two boys. Nintendo dork. #Naturalstate #Arkansas #LittleRock

[Audrey @bossya12]

I. Hate. Everything.

[Audrey @bossya12]

Just finished The Ugly Stepsister and holy fuck it’s weird and low budget but worth the watch.

[Audrey @bossya12]

I JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WINTER OLYMPICS. FUCK ENGLAND.

[Audrey @bossya12]

I really enjoy living in base in England. I do not enjoy the jets that do practice flights multiple times a day, and they’re so loud they shake my windows 😑

[Audrey @bossya12]

Dude. I am watching this doc about the white dude on TikTok who fanagled all these older white women. Dude just does a bunch of coke. That’s all.

[Audrey @bossya12]

I AM GOING TO SEE KESHA IN LONDON MARCH 2026 AND I CAN NOT WAIT. OMG I AM SO READY BITCH @KeshaRose this will be my second Kesha concert and I am just baffled I get to do it again 🥹

[Audrey @bossya12]

I love my best friend but I don’t love her baby waking up all hours of the night. Nugget 14mos old. Get yo shi together. #sleep

[Audrey @bossya12]

Nobody likes me.
Everybody hates me.

I guess I’ll go eat worms. #fuckingdepressed

[Audrey @bossya12]

The recent ADHD diagnosis I finally received after years of suspecting, explains why I cannot keep friends and why I quit getting invited to things.

[Audrey @bossya12]

Accidentally tried to cut the tip of my left pointer finger off while chopping parsley.

Whoops. 🍃🥬

[Audrey @bossya12]

I’m old bc I made my text bigger on my phone. I can’t read otherwise.

[Audrey @bossya12]

The amount of babies I see in the UK…this cannot be accurate

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

It’s so over.

[Vaibhaw Purohit | Motivation @FreakyTheory]

Be grateful everyday.

[Audrey @bossya12]

Four glasses of French champagne and one beer? Yes please.

[Audrey @bossya12]

@dlsabourin87 Love it!

[Audrey @bossya12]

Back on this shit. I deleted it. Now we are back.

[Audrey @bossya12]

Nothing quite like getting into bed with fresh sheets.

[Audrey @bossya12]

Paid $4 to rent #28DaysLater and man I love that movie. The music, the colors and the way it was filmed. It’s so good.

[Audrey @bossya12]

Chili cookin’, got the front door open to see the snow through the screen door. Nice night 🤗

[Audrey @bossya12]

I don’t know what to do, Ty was picked up for Florida this morning, Gabriel is napping in his crib. Laundry is going.

I guess I’m going to nap?