Boss Shrimp

#StrongerTogether #FBR #Resist
@theusasingers #The1stBandOfTheResistance The Orange Album --

[Boss Shrimp @bossyshrimp]

Today, I woke up with this epic #Resistance song about those knuckleheads, ERIC & DON, stuck in my head! ----> https://t.co/jCgeqmOTsi

#TheUSASingers
#Earworm
@TheUSASingers
#FBR
#TheOrangeAlbum

[🎼🎤🎵Purple Hayes🎵🎤🎼 @RutherfordRocks]

"JUST DO IT" is cute & catchy.

"JUST VOTE" is intrepid & effective.

#TheResistance is here!!!

#VoteBlue
#BlueWave
#GrabEmByTheMidterms
#BlueWave2018
#NovemberIsComing
#November2018
#Election2018
#SundayMotivation
#JustDoIt
#JustVote
#ResistanceRises
#ResistanceStrong
#RETWEET

[🎼🎤🎵Purple Hayes🎵🎤🎼 @RutherfordRocks]

GUILTY.
GUILTY.
GUILTY.
GUILTY.
GUILTY.
GUILTY.
GUILTY.
GUILTY.

[🎼🎤🎵Purple Hayes🎵🎤🎼 @RutherfordRocks]

Ladies and Gentlemen of #TheResistance --

It was one year ago today that @TheUSASingers released their 1st lyric video.

It has since been called "the anthem of the #Resistance".

We all need a laugh! Pls enjoy (and #Retweet, if you'd like)..

BIGLY HANDS
https://t.co/hB9xmV6KMD

[🎼🎤🎵Purple Hayes🎵🎤🎼 @RutherfordRocks]

Imagine if on 8.18.18 I was to hit 18k followers?

#81818date
#Palindrome
#18k
#Whoaaaa
#Retweet

[🎼🎤🎵Purple Hayes🎵🎤🎼 @RutherfordRocks]

#BREAKING --

#Omarosa will be releasing another tape at 1pm.

Looks like @realDonaldTrump will be declaring war against #NorthKorea at 12:58pm.

#FreePress

[🎼🎤🎵Purple Hayes🎵🎤🎼 @RutherfordRocks]

#UniteTheUSA

#ReturnTheChildren

#TakeAKnee

#FightThePower

#FuckTheNRA

#InvokeThe25thAmendment

#ImpeachTheOrangeOgre

#VoteThemOut

[🎼🎤🎵Purple Hayes🎵🎤🎼 @RutherfordRocks]

@realDonaldTrump On behalf of my State, I will truly say:

#NewJersey f*cking hates you.

You suck as a person and as a #President. You are the antithesis of all things that make #America beautiful.

My State smells today because your bloated and traitorous *ss is foiling our soil.

#NJHatesTrump

[🎼🎤🎵Purple Hayes🎵🎤🎼 @RutherfordRocks]

Maybe @realDonaldTrump is so uninformed that he thinks #asbestos is, like, I don't know, mayonnaise or something.

#EPA

[🎼🎤🎵Purple Hayes🎵🎤🎼 @RutherfordRocks]

#StephenMillersTheTypeOfGuy who helps @realDonaldTrump wash those "hard-to-reach" places.

[🎼🎤🎵Purple Hayes🎵🎤🎼 @RutherfordRocks]

LET THIS BE TODAY'S LESSON:

Green Vote = Orange Vote

Let's not pull this shit again, America.

#BlueWave2018
#BlueWave
#BlueWaveComing2018

[🎼🎤🎵Purple Hayes🎵🎤🎼 @RutherfordRocks]

This is a picture of the 2016 House of Representatives Interns: Democrats.

This is the beauty of America!

I love this country so much!!

#AmericaTheBeautiful
#Diversity
#USA
#Beauty
#America
#WeAreAllOne
#OneLove
#LetsGetTogetherAndBeAlright
#TheHumanFamily
#TheHumanRace
#Love

[🎼🎤🎵Purple Hayes🎵🎤🎼 @RutherfordRocks]

I'm 1000% sure that Trump's meltdown over #LabronJames has a lot to do with the size of his hands.

"BIGLY HANDS"
@TheUSASingers
https://t.co/hB9xmV6KMD

#BiglyHands
#TheFirstBandOfTheResistance
#TheUSASingers

[🎼🎤🎵Purple Hayes🎵🎤🎼 @RutherfordRocks]

@realDonaldTrump @USCG Wow, what an honor it must be for the USCG to be wished Happy Birthday by a bag of sh*t with bonespurs.

[🎼🎤🎵Purple Hayes🎵🎤🎼 @RutherfordRocks]

ATTENTION ALL ADULT MALE WHITE SUPREMACISTS!! --->

Hey, why do all of you guys show up at your little demonstrations dressed up in, like, BMX gear from the 80's?

I mean, I played "Road Warrior", too...

When I was 10.

Grow the fuck up.

[🎼🎤🎵Purple Hayes🎵🎤🎼 @RutherfordRocks]

@realDonaldTrump These days I can't tell of you're completely lying on purpose or if it's just that the syphillis is kickin' in harder.

[🎼🎤🎵Purple Hayes🎵🎤🎼 @RutherfordRocks]

We should....

We should be marching in the streets every day.

We should be holding elected officials responsible & keeping them on task.

We should make them know when they aren't doing that.

We should impeach the President.

Shoulds.

America is shoulding all over the place.

[🎼🎤🎵Purple Hayes🎵🎤🎼 @RutherfordRocks]

Ted Cruz ate his own booger on TV.

Let me repeat that sentence.

Ted Cruz ate his own booger on TV.

@tedcruz
#TedCruz
#Booger
#TV
#Recycle

[🎼🎤🎵Purple Hayes🎵🎤🎼 @RutherfordRocks]

@realDonaldTrump I chuckle to think that you believe "getting grifted by a professional spy" is actually "getting along".

You got played by Kim Jong Un, dude. It's no surprise that Putin just 3 Card Monty-ed your fat ass and you think you're pals.

What an absolute dipsh*t you are.

[🎼🎤🎵Purple Hayes🎵🎤🎼 @RutherfordRocks]

I heard that after the #Helsinki2018 / #HelsinkiSummit, tech hands were commenting that Trump's microphone smelled like #Putin's heinie.

#TrumpIsPutinsAssToy
#TreasonSummit
#ImpeachTrump
#Treason
#TraitorTrump
#TrumpPutinSummit
#IMPEACHTRUMPNOW