evie 🐛

mean taurus. steely dan enthusiast.

[evie 🐛 @bossythot]

pulling out the ctrl vinyl on day 2 of my period was a big miss steak. why am i crying

[evie 🐛 @bossythot]

had a menty b yesterday, caught up with my best friend from middle school over coffee for 3 hours this morning then going to the art museum with my husband and then gonna plant flower seeds in my backyard. feeling better ☺️

[bunny sanders @whatbunnysaid]

Looking back, this was such a delicious delivery from Ariana and Raquel absolutely deserved it and I’m so glad Ariana has never apologized for saying these things to Raquel because she fucking deserved it and I hated when that bravo reckoning shit started and the margarita lady tried to say this was too far. Get fucked sunken eyes

[evie 🐛 @bossythot]

@asvpxtye_ me 😭 or if I get sick and get to frowin’ up 😕

[evie 🐛 @bossythot]

@S_Roach whewwwww I grieved friendships that didn’t actually exist beyond partying for YEARS when I got sober. It’s been like 3.5 years and I only just recently feel at peace with losing my drinking buddies. It’s insulting how fast people stop talking to you ☹️

[evie 🐛 @bossythot]

if the police are there to help facilitate it and it’s not disrupting the economy or work day then it’s giving parade idk. I’m not saying don’t go but it needs to be redefined

[🔪 (they/them) @em0dads_]

The No Kings protest was cute at first but we’re at the 5th one now with no change I need yall to start burning shit

[Icy @whereicy]

You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop

[how's annie? @coolfunghost]

wrong! nutty putty cave incident!

[misa! @misak1nz]

getting an angel boyfriend as a man hater

[evie 🐛 @bossythot]

☹️

[evie 🐛 @bossythot]

me and Ben went to bingo with my friend’s family at their church and tell me why this random old ass lady at our table kept trying to flirt with my husband in front of me and then tried to follow him to the bathroom 😭😂😂😂

[evie 🐛 @bossythot]

@trixiemattel me and my husband always like when he lets in 100 people at once and then 10 mins later yells “RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU’RE STILL WAITING TO ORDER A DRINK!!!” and the bartenders start panicking

[evie 🐛 @bossythot]

like how am I supposed to ever have an established garden or houseplant collection when there is so much to know and remember. Ima have to get a notebook I guess

[evie 🐛 @bossythot]

it really pisses me off that every single plant seems to come with a different set of rules. this plant likes to be pruned, this one doesn’t, that one can’t be planted next to that one, none of the 20 pots you have lying around are the right width and depth for repotting that

[evie 🐛 @bossythot]

@QueenAloween I am screaming 🤣

[evie 🐛 @bossythot]

@QueenAloween love Rodeo down she was too pure for all those bitches including Bret. and I still got a big lesbian crush on Heather 😂

[evie 🐛 @bossythot]

@QueenAloween

[evie 🐛 @bossythot]

@_zolarmoon just make sure you read up on littermate syndrome!! I’ve seen cases where it’s fine for a while, until it’s not, and it can end very tragically 😭

[evie 🐛 @bossythot]

Idk how much longer I can take the service industry. People are just so weird.

[Papii’s Requiem @random_weighs]

D’Angelo passed less than a year ago. Don’t you EVER disrespect a legend like this again.

Voodoo?!! Have yall lost your fucking minds!?