Maybach Bumper Sticker

Silver surfer in the flesh

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

All-Pro Q

[Melanie Bracewell @meladoodle]

I’m in the wedding planning subreddit and this seems like a bit of an overreaction

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

When your song comes on 😂

[NFL @NFL]

Congrats to @devontasmith and his wife Mya on their marriage ❤️ (via @people, @stanlophotos)

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Almost that time 🇧🇷

📷: IG/imvar

[nestle_snipez @yezzserski]

Jalen the only QB that has to win s Super Bowl every season to be able to keep his job

[Luke Arcaini @ArcainiLuke]

Jalyx Hunt attended the high school graduation of a kid who runs the Instagram account “Jalyx Hunt Enthusiast” 😂

[Karl-Anthony Towns @KarlTowns]

Can the waitress in red lobsters plz bring me another dr.pepper >:(

[Petrichor @HamBandFan]

This dumbass just quoted someone named Need My Nuts Licked.

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly

[NYC Sanitation @NYCSanitation]

NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR SOME TRASH RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR TRASH, GO DISPOSE OF THE TRASH RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THE OFFICIAL NYC BIN! YOUR TRASH IS OUR TRASH AS OF RIGHT NOW. CONGRATS KNICKS 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡

[𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗺 𝗶𝗽𝘀𝘂𝗺 🇦🇷☀️ @nicotinomano_]

To: G██ I█████
From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]>
Subject: WC idea
8 Apr 2019, 6:42AM

dude. hear me. out . cooling break in soccer . 3/4 min mybe .. what d u think? ?

Sent from my iPhone

[Lei Takanashi @Lei_Takanashi]

WERDS went crazy on that Knicks rappel.

[robert franco @responsiblerob]

sydney sweeny gonna show up to game 5 wearing a shirt that says “knick fuentes” trying to get in good with taylor and the haims

[woop @woop54]

My goat washed man

[PuckEmpire @puckempire]

WITH JERRY SEINFELD IN ATTENDANCE, THE KNICKS TAKE THE LEAD WITH 1.7 SECONDS LEFT. INSANITY.

For more information, Google Jerry Seinfeld 17

[Kei @RealMamaEagle]

Take care of him.