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Dan and Phil Games Bot has shut down due to API changes. Thank you for your support while it lasted 😊

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melapples

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wise to your tricks

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we're not gonna be making a baby together, if that's what you're thinking

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i just channing tatum-ed you

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is it made out of pheasant eyes?

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chica with her pink panties

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she's covered in bees!

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antz was better than a bug's life

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erotic

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put all the monsters in a blender, make a little smoothie

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mel-apples

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is that true?
maybe.....probably not.

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that's what she said

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a miniature fish tornado

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have you seen the video of the ducks having sex?

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don't spill blood on there

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just take a swig of that sweet brown nectar

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this is corpse melting liquid

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