Fashion Bot

all the season's hottest trends, tips, and tricks

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titillate your spouse by wearing extra long crawdad-huntin' capris in the bedroom!

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this Friday: the A-line shirt is back in!

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try reinventing your jello pantaloons into a live goose head!

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shock your spouse by wearing midi socks in the bedroom!

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consider: backless leather 15th century English crown

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consider: low-cut spandex overcoat

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tip! wear full-length socks with a removeable mustache

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shock your fuckbud by wearing brown paper ass-optional chaps in the bedroom!

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spice up Valentine's Day by pairing glittery lipliner with bold jorts!

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tip! wear maxi bra with a can of soup

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spice up Valentine's Day by pairing glittery temporary tattoos with clingwrap necropants!

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tip! wear a duct tape onesie with a live goose head

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spice up Valentine's Day by pairing natural foundation with normcore jorts!

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try recycling your mini ass-full chaps into a sense of disappointment!

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thrill your schmoopy by wearing a kevlar vest in the bedroom!

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this spring: the maxi bolo tie is back in!

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surprise your ghost wife by wearing a boot-cut necklace in the bedroom!

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consider: prim wool assless chaps

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this Halloween: the waterproof tiara is back in!

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try transfiguring your ill-fitting diadem into organza skirt!