Heathers Quote Bot

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[Heathers Quote Bot @bot_heathers]

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[Heathers Quote Bot @bot_heathers]

And could you fight for me
And hey, could you face the crowd
Could you be seen with me and still act proud?

[Heathers Quote Bot @bot_heathers]

Who needs cocaine? Freeze your brain

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It's my candy store!
It's my candy store!

[Heathers Quote Bot @bot_heathers]

Always be seventeen
Celebrate you and I
Maybe we won't grow old
And maybe then we'll never die!

[Heathers Quote Bot @bot_heathers]

We're breaking through!
Heather would be so proud of you!!
And you! And you! And you! And you!

[Heathers Quote Bot @bot_heathers]

Oh my God, Mom, Dad, I'm so sorry
Sorry for what?
For being a horrible person
What? Where are you going?
Out
When will you be back?
That's a good question

[Heathers Quote Bot @bot_heathers]

Shine, shine, shi-i-ine!
And your scars and your flaws
Will look lovely because you shine!

[Heathers Quote Bot @bot_heathers]

Baby! Baby! Baby! They're so blue!

[Heathers Quote Bot @bot_heathers]

But what about Heather, and Ram, and Kurt?
If everyone jumped off a bridge, young lady, would you?
Probably

[Heathers Quote Bot @bot_heathers]

Hold 'em!
Enfold 'em!
And never let go!

[Heathers Quote Bot @bot_heathers]

I don't have to stay and die like cattle
I could change my name and ride up to Seattle

[Heathers Quote Bot @bot_heathers]

Each store is the same
From Las Vegas to Boston

[Heathers Quote Bot @bot_heathers]

And you know, you know, you know
It's cause you're beautiful

[Heathers Quote Bot @bot_heathers]

The new world needed room for me and you

[Heathers Quote Bot @bot_heathers]

Please help them through!
My balls are in your court!
Yeahhh

[Heathers Quote Bot @bot_heathers]

I wanna look in JD's locker. I thought maybe you could get me the combination.
I bet there's all kinds of interesting things in that locker! Maybe some "Ich Luge bullets"?
This is a pretty wild theory, Martha

[Heathers Quote Bot @bot_heathers]

No...
Yeah. The Heathers put me up to is. The whole school was in on the joke, and no one laughed harder than Ram. He didn't love you. He was a dick. Now he's dead. Move on.

[Heathers Quote Bot @bot_heathers]

All I can trust is this concrete oasis

[Heathers Quote Bot @bot_heathers]

GIVE IT TO ME! What's your damage, Heather? If you want this thing, go swim for it!

[Heathers Quote Bot @bot_heathers]

Why are you so determined to hurt me?
Because I can!